Mark Sayer

Former breakdance champion and stunt man, currently a ninja and professional helmet.

[90s Football @90sfootball]

When Ronaldo came to Old Trafford and left with a hat-trick and standing ovation 🐐

[Lisa @aquitainexox]

Well I sure as heck can’t argue with this fella & why would you, he’s spot on. It’s not racist to love your country & want to protect your borders & vet who you allow to enter - basic common sense that our Governments cannot grasp 👍🏻🇬🇧

[Benonwine @benonwine]

Man films himself pouring milk over Just Stop Oil activists

Let’s give him a round of applause 👏🏼

[Mark Sayer @melch1973]

@luketut Gotta be Mainoo

[Mark Sayer @melch1973]

@GJF1889 @secondtierpod 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Football Away Days @FBAwayDays]

The defending by Trent last night… 😨

Unacceptable that! 👎

[Mark Sayer @melch1973]

@The_Forty_Four Bad loser

[Mark Sayer @melch1973]

@bullybourbon @joshpearson180 He's gotta be right handed and he's showboating🤣

[Canary Cast @CastCanary]

Brilliant. David Wagner did the same thing at Norwich this week. Against all the odds the first team grabbed a last minute equaliser #ncfc

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Went to the toilet once and a guy in the next cubicle said "alright, mate! What you up to there?" I replied "hey just having a shit". An awkward pause followed before the guy in the next cubicle said "I'll have to call you back, mate…." I hid in that cubicle for an hour.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🇫🇷 Marcel Desailly: “In the history of football, there are a small number of people who were the best of their generation. There is of course Pelé, then there is Maradona, but then there was Ronaldo.

I played for Milan when he played for Inter. The only time I saw Paolo Maldini worried was when we played against Ronaldo. He told me all the time: 'Marcel stay next to me, I need your help. There have to be two of us on him. If he takes the bullet he will escape and we won't see him again.'

Ronaldo was fantastic, a magician. We were all speechless when he touched the ball. The entire stadium held its breath. It was the first time I saw that.

He really didn't have a chance with his repeated injuries. Probably, they took away 70% of his abilities. Without injuries, he would have done what he wanted."

O Fenômeno. 🇧🇷❤

[Mark Sayer @melch1973]

@ellis_barry @tometry He played there for England U21s but he is a RB. David James went up front once but he's not a striker

[Benn @benn_dnb]

Nah, fuxk off 🤣🤣🤣

[Mark Sayer @melch1973]

@JustStop_Oil @Wimbledon You really are just a bunch of pricks🖕

[Mark Sayer @melch1973]

Brighton are what Arsenal think they are.

[Mark Sayer @melch1973]

@luketut @TonyIncenzo @WattonUnitedFC @northwalshamtfc @AnglianCom @BarnesPrint @NonLeagueCrowd @fcbusiness @NorfolkCountyFA @NorfolkFootball @FootballNorfolk @NonLeaguePaper @nonleagueshow @JonCouch_NLP @MattBadcock_NLP Yeah, Harv played

[Mark Sayer @melch1973]

@theJeremyVine Grow up.

[Mark Sayer @melch1973]

@NoContextBrits Kerby

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

•Shelvey after his spell in turkey•