𝓜𝓮𝓵 ✨

big fan of garlic bread but not a big fan of you probably

[𝓜𝓮𝓵 ✨ @melclaireluck]

Aitch in the background #imaceleb

[𝓜𝓮𝓵 ✨ @melclaireluck]

Abandoning o2 after about 10 years and going with Vodafone, please tell me you don’t ring a million times a day like they do @VodafoneUK 🤞🏻🤣

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Honestly 20-24 degrees is the sweet spot. Once you hit 28, it’s uncomfortable. 30+ is just straight up demonic. I don't trust a single person who claims to be enjoying this

[db 🖤 @dbcxptures]

You know what’s not spoken about enough. How horrendously bad the quality of mobile phone networks has gotten over the past few years in the UK. It’s shocking how good signal is rare now, we’re paying more money than ever for phones and contracts and we just accept it…

[cami @R0SUBY]

la canicule m’a tellement trauma que je continue à regarder la météo toutes les heures par automatisme et peur

[𝓜𝓮𝓵 ✨ @melclaireluck]

@BarbaraYetaxa @xgemmcx Yes the gaff is refusing to drop from 24°c absolute lowest it was 27°c earlier

[𝓜𝓮𝓵 ✨ @melclaireluck]

@shane80941270 We may have to find a sugar daddy then

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Someone said the UK heat is like the heat that comes out of the back of a bus & I’ve never heard a more accurate description

[Joe @andjustliketwat]

I swear the heat used to peak around 3pm and then go down? But now it just… stays?

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

@BBCNews It was an attempted beheading.

Be honest, for once.

[𝓜𝓮𝓵 ✨ @melclaireluck]

Do you happen to know when iow app will show food and drink pleaseee @JohnGiddings01 ?

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

what i expect to happen when i eat less then my cal deficit for one day

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[mena @zcahverse]

Uma coisa que me irrita MUITO no iPhone: se eu to na câmera e clico no flash, é porque eu QUERO usar o flash, não quero que ele analise o nível de luz do ambiente pra ver se precisa ou não de flash.

[JT 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @jt_stamford]

You’re a complete cunt if you take your dog out in this weather btw 👍🏼

[Amy ❯❯❯❯❯ @absolutelyamyyy]

Why is it almost the middle of May and we are still needing the heating on/having to light the fire???? 🥶

[𝓜𝓮𝓵 ✨ @melclaireluck]

@coopuk hello queens please can you tell me if the normal coop is at @IsleOfWightFest campsite and NOT just click and collect again? Please tell me click and collect is scrapped that did not work last time

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

one of the hardest parts of body dysmorphia is thinking you're happy with your appearance until someone takes a picture of you and you don’t even recognise yourself because you look bigger than you thought you looked that day so you don’t even know which is the real you

[Jum @JesterJum]

"YoU aReN't AlWaYs GoNnA hAvE a CaLcUlAtOr In YoUr PoCkEt"

-Lying ass 90s teachers