MelCon

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@ZacksonMaine Again, please write a book

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Me: what’s wrong with your last fry?
@Seanecirnep: gross it’s brown.
Me: haha I’m telling @ims0brown @Seanecirnep: whatever he doesn’t like ranch cause it’s white

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Go to Arby’s to get the boys dinner tonight and they are out of roast beef and bacon for the night??!!

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@zposso As opposed to any of the “other” girls you have found??

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@hap2807 Hope it gets better soon!!

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@zposso @Seanecirnep Maybe

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@DavidSime1 I have parental control for all apps!

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Got an app request for my 9yr old daughter for Tinder...why, because it said you can chat and meet new friends 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@ims0brown @Seanecirnep Uh no thanks! I’ve had all the nerd talk I can handle today!

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Downstairs working while @Seanecirnep is upstairs playing video games...catch phrase is definitely “what the hell”!

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@irishrygirl I just vomited in my mouth at the thought of them having sex!!

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@OwczarekBasia Did that for bootcamp just last week!

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New guy at work just asked me if I would want to see some card magic soon?? So happy it was on IM cause my facial expression would have said it all!

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Getting to work this morning sucked and people were parking and either waiting it out or walking. After a 2 hour drive that usually takes 11 minutes I finally parked and was going to walk the last mile. Get to Greenway and decided I had already made it that far. This guy led!

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How am I supposed to fall asleep when I feel like I have to pee again? #stopraining

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Crushed it!

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

Oh, y’all thought Barbara didn’t hit the 2nd verse?? YOU THOUGHT

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What do you do 15 minutes after bootcamp is done? I get delicious Mac n cheese! #thatswhyiworkout

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@OwczarekBasia I work there now!

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@zposso Haha do I need to stop down for one?!!

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@bethany_annen I bet if you mentioned a deep fryer you could keep his attention a bit longer??!!