Melvin III

Marketer, Producer, Writer, and so much more. Currently: Social & Original Content for video games

[Melvin III @meldee3]

Saw @nicolebyer last night. She asked me to hold her bag then asked "are you black?" at which point, she made the white person next to me hold it instead. And that's on Black History Month!

[Melvin III @meldee3]

What greater indignity is there than watching a mosquito, fat and bright red with your blood, slowly floating away, sated on your own essence. And all you can do is impotently grasp at it and hope, at best, you kill it for what it’s already done

[Melvin III @meldee3]

It’s hard, as a marketer, to account for people like me who see something cool and say “yes, I will buy that” but then do not engage in any way with their campaign

[Melvin III @meldee3]

I believe that The Batman is a great film but it also showed my greatest fear in excruciating detail on screen so I haven’t been able to watch it a second time

[Melvin III @meldee3]

We never spoke again and those 45 minutes at breakfast were among the longest I’ve had

[Melvin III @meldee3]

Went on a date with this guy and after told him I work in gaming, he acted truly shocked that I knew the name of his favorite game. And then he shit talked a movie I told him I was excited to see. And then he drove off in an iridescent blue/purple Tesla

[Melvin III @meldee3]

@SqSehrish @Shery_cricket n+n = 10(n+n)+(n-1)

[Melvin III @meldee3]

“I heard Scary Movie is bad.”
Bro, I EXPECT it to be bad. It’s a parody movie, that’s part of the whole thing

[Melvin III @meldee3]

It was giving her this morning. I woke up and said “I’m gonna stream on Twitch for the first time.” And that’s what I did.

[Melvin III @meldee3]

Unironically, Biden 2028

[Melvin III @meldee3]

Do you think he ever made it to Oovoo Javer?

[Melvin III @meldee3]

This is my exact cutoff for a film. I pretty much only like movies that have above a 75% or below a 20% on Rotten Tomatoes. I can’t wait.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘SCARY MOVIE’ debuts at 20% on Rotten Tomatoes from 20 reviews.

[Melvin III @meldee3]

Told my parents this morning I’m going to the doctor for the first time in a few years and the one I chose focuses on gay men’s health. Which led to a discussion about PrEP, which then led to me having to admit to my parents that I haven’t needed that in years 😭

[Melvin III @meldee3]

As house shoes, Crocs are undefeated

[Melvin III @meldee3]

Drag queen name: Taffy Tuck

[Melvin III @meldee3]

Cats are so interesting. Mine weighs 10lbs and half the time she moves incredibly silently. The other half, she somehow makes enough sound that it sounds like there’s a herd of horses in my house.

[Melvin III @meldee3]

@noyeahobviously Similarly, Hunter, are you looking to experiment? Lmk!!

[Melvin III @meldee3]

On set today but I’m not the producer, I’m the client. After 14 years of production, it’s very weird for my primary responsibility of the day to be staying out of the way

[Melvin III @meldee3]

“The Brick Tamland of his generation” is such a good read

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Trump hasn’t made a public appearance in 8 days. This after an unscheduled visit to the hospital- because he “likes getting check ups.” Thank God Jake Tapper (or as I like to call him- the Brick Tamland of his generation) is on the case hunting down clues in a book about my mom’s experience as First Lady four years ago.

[Melvin III @meldee3]

Senior year of high school, I was spending all of my money at urban outfitters buying keffiyeh’s to wear to my white high school in the suburbs of Pittsburgh

[Melvin III @meldee3]

I’ve been in LA for almost 12 years and sometimes I don’t believe I get to live here. LA was an unfathomable dream to me as a kid and now I’m here and thriving