Melissa Hoffman

Senior Director, Distributor Platform, SevenFifty Technologies. Fluent in Sarcasm and Profanity, may need shoe shopping rehab.

[Melissa Hoffman @meldez13]

@AndrewDesiderio Fuuuuuck her and her “struggle”.

[Melissa Hoffman @meldez13]

@Kriseman @brettamtpa @StPetePD Your selective responses are unwelcome Mr. Mayor. In an age where everything is documented by the public, you will really have to level up and do better or move over for someone who will. You are about to be taken to task like no other time in history. You decide how you show up.

[Melissa Hoffman @meldez13]

@49ers Get the fuck out of here with this noise. Hypocrites.

[Melissa Hoffman @meldez13]

@marcorubio Still with the Bible quotes?!? Your camp must not read the comments.

[Melissa Hoffman @meldez13]

@eatinglasvegas @mayoroflasvegas This is as tone deaf as most things you say. Take a break from social media bud.

[Melissa Hoffman @meldez13]

@jaketapper Is it sloppy sevenths at this point?

[Trae Crowder @traecrowder]

I voted for Bernie in 2016 and this year, but if you think my ass ain’t officially now Pro Joe as HELL, then me and you’s just two different kindsa liberals (I’m the kind that wants to win).

[Melissa Hoffman @meldez13]

@AmicaAli Faster maybe?

[Melissa Hoffman @meldez13]

@politico @marcorubio baaaahhhhhh 😂😂😂😂

[Melissa Hoffman @meldez13]

@TJMaxwellJr

[Melissa Hoffman @meldez13]

@FLOTUS How can you tweet with a straight face?

[Melissa Hoffman @meldez13]

@CameronLMitchel @politico @GovRonDeSantis @SenRickScott @FloridaGOP @marcorubio THIS

[Melissa Hoffman @meldez13]

@realDonaldTrump The whole fucking world will watch your resignation and your funeral. Your move, asshole.

[❤️ @umairh]

My partner, the doctor, rolling her eyes: tell them I don’t want their claps and cheers during a pandemic, I want them to stop voting like dummies for sociopaths who don’t want them to have decent healthcare systems at all in the first place

[Melissa Hoffman @meldez13]

@nytimes Which Americans exactly?

[Melissa Hoffman @meldez13]

@realDonaldTrump Go off and fuck yourself.

[Melissa Hoffman @meldez13]

@andylassner Not strong enough, my dude.

[Melissa Hoffman @meldez13]

@realDonaldTrump Give it a fucking rest. You could rest all day if you just resigned.

[Melissa Hoffman @meldez13]

@jrothmtg @intheshadows177 @DrLexus_StGods @chelseahandler @SecretService Loser snitch.

[Melissa Hoffman @meldez13]

@realDonaldTrump You can’t even blink and talk at the same time. Resign.