Mel

it’s “thatsfunnymel” y’all *old account got deleted and someone took the user name-this is my new account

[Mel @MelessaJBratten]

@DisaffectedPod That song and “Move With Me” (from the Sliver soundtrack) are two of my all time favorites. Makes me wonder why I’ve never even tried to find out if I like any of her other music.

[Mel @MelessaJBratten]

@DisaffectedPod Are you familiar with the work of @karenmitchell__ ?

[Mel @MelessaJBratten]

Thanks. I hate it.

[Mel @MelessaJBratten]

@BridgetPhetasy Wondered this every time I learned that friends took their families to Disneyland and didn’t tell me. (When I was still in LA)

[Mel @MelessaJBratten]

@BoyGeorge @ChappellRoan Boundaries are the least boring thing.

[Mel @MelessaJBratten]

@DisaffectedPod You get a paper bag and you get a paper bag and YOU get a paper bag!!!-Oprah

[Mel @MelessaJBratten]

@DisaffectedPod I’ve seen it once.

[Mel @MelessaJBratten]

@ConsoomerLs

[Mel @MelessaJBratten]

@TheEmmapreneur

[Mel @MelessaJBratten]

@lalovestrump That’s the same guy who says he works at the underground super secret free celebrity Starbucks.

[Mel @MelessaJBratten]

@AdrianneCurry ❤️

[Mel @MelessaJBratten]

@angiebulkeley And Juba from @TheBodyShop

[Mel @MelessaJBratten]

@lalovestrump No way that’s the real price. Unless you’re meant to share it with someone who’s already there and that’s just the additional tenants cut.

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

@DrSuneelDhand No one has any clue what’s about to happen.

[Mel @MelessaJBratten]

@ageofdisclosure @realDonaldTrump Convenient.

[Mel @MelessaJBratten]

@BrandonStraka I bet he was totally supposed to be doing that.

[Mel @MelessaJBratten]

@ThrillaRilla369

[Mel @MelessaJBratten]

@samtripoli So insane how we all watched his handler slap him right across the face in broad daylight with cameras rolling.

[Mel @MelessaJBratten]

@CigsMake This was the jam.

[Mel @MelessaJBratten]

@Jessanne My mom calls idiots “dildos”.

So, that was fun the first time I repeated it not knowing what an actual dildo was cause I was 8.