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@bb_gun08 @MeleyG23 lmaoo yeah I was running

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"Does that mean humans are the viruses?!"
"That's why the earth is heating up, it has a fever" - Andrew #humansandviruses #ConspiracyTheories

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Can you believe even formaldehyde won't neutralize prions? #humansandviruses

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"What did Prometheus have?" - Bob
"Hepatitis B and D?" - Andrew
"No if he had hepatitis D, he'd be dead" - Bob
"Oh that's a good way to remember it - D for dead!" - Andrew
#humansandviruses #prometheusmyth #hepatitislectures @dremore96

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"If you say you can't do something, then it's obvious that you're not going to do it" #bobquotes #humansandviruses

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"This brings up a really important question-" Bob
"I have three!" - Cole
"I think it's time for a break..." - Chris #humansandviruses

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"What do you think the nobel prize is supposed to be for? - Cole
"Well probably something nobel" #humansandviruses #bobquotes

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We are more bacteria than human! #arewehuman @orarewebacteria #humansandviruses #bobquotes

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Hand foot and mouth disease could destroy the education system -- kids can get this 2-3 times a year and can actively shed for a month after symptoms! 😱#humansandviruses

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"Rhesus monkeys will do anything for raisins- I mean who wouldn't?" #bobquotes #humansandviruses

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"It seems like a lot of the world's problems are due to one person deciding what another person can or can't do" #bobquotes #humansandviruses

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Shingles: the kind of diagnosis that you can make from across the room -- provided your patient isn't wearing pants #humansandviruses #bobquotes

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-89% of people expressed concern about transmitting [HSV-2] to a partner-
"Ok, but what I'm worried about is the other 11%!" #humansandviruses #bobquotes

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Herpesvirus and retrovirus require the smallest population to be endemic! #humansandviruses

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"..,And that just proves that high levels of herpes antibodies cause medical school exams" #humansandviruses #bobquotes

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"Nobody is immunocompromised just for the heck of it" #bobquotes #humansandviruses

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Scarlett: "Are you going to see the moon tomorrow?"
Bob: "Tonight"
S: "But Bob it's at 5am"
B: "Tomorrow morning is tonight" #bobquotes #humansandviruses

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"The real question you should be asking is--" Bob
*under his breath* "Is God real?" Chris #humansandviruses

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I just wanted to know what a spinal tap looked like but somehow I ended up here #humansandviruses