Melanie Abrams Fierstein

Screenwriter. AFF 25 Screenwriters To Watch 2024. Once upon a time Political Staffer/Toby Ziegler wannabe. Repped by Sherice Dugan at Sandstone Artists.

[Melanie Abrams Fierstein @melfierstein]

Super excited to be adapting a bestselling Kathryn Croft thriller for the screen. It's a twistier BIG LITTLE LIES with a touch of MARE OF EASTTOWN - a female-centered whodunnit about three mothers searching for their lost daughters 18 years after a kidnapping. Can't wait!

[Melanie Abrams Fierstein @melfierstein]

🎤is this thing on? popping back in for my annual tweet. i'm thrilled to share i am now repped at Paradigm!

[Melanie Abrams Fierstein @melfierstein]

@GovParsonMO -Judge Hathorn, went down in history as an evil murderer after the Salem Witch Trials. Don’t destroy your legacy. Stay the execution and investigate. Surely you aren’t a murderer in your heart.

[Melanie Abrams Fierstein @melfierstein]

@GovParsonMO -who killed an innocent man. Who committed an unconstitutional execution without due process. I beg of you, stay this execution and reopen the investigation. For your reputation. For your descendants. Nathaniel Hawthorne had to change his name because his ancestor-

[Melanie Abrams Fierstein @melfierstein]

@GovParsonMO your office number is declining calls right before executing an innocent man. I’m not here to berate you or leave the same generic message as everyone else. I realize your job is full of contradictions. But you don’t want to go down in history as the governor (1/2)

[Melanie Abrams Fierstein @melfierstein]

@JoeMightLikeTV They truly are.

[Melanie Abrams Fierstein @melfierstein]

@ProfToussaint Oh suuuuuuuure

[Melanie Abrams Fierstein @melfierstein]

Incredible, speechwriters. 1000/10, give you need a raise.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Walz: And I got to tell you, I can't wait to debate the guy. That is if he's willing to get off the couch and show up.

[Melanie Abrams Fierstein @melfierstein]

@womenpostingws She’s living my life

[Melanie Abrams Fierstein @melfierstein]

Writing a script is easy, it’s writing the logline that makes me wish I’d become a lawyer

[Melanie Abrams Fierstein @melfierstein]

@LisaLueddecke Harry Potter! ⚡️⚡️⚡️

[Melanie Abrams Fierstein @melfierstein]

@stevemoth How about…A Mess of Writers 😂

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

I nearly choked on my coffee!

Yeah how dare they use childish insults! REALITY CALLED:

1. Joe Biden: Sleepy Joe," "Crooked Joe," "Basement Biden," "Beijing Biden," "Slow Joe"

2. Hillary Clinton: “Crooked Hillary," "Lyin' Hillary," "Beautiful Hillary"

3. Ted Cruz: “Lyin' Ted"

4. Nancy Pelosi: “Crazy Nancy," "Nervous Nancy"

5. Bernie Sanders: “Crazy Bernie"

6. Michael Bloomberg: “Mini Mike," "Little Michael"

7. Adam Schiff: “Shifty Schiff," "Corrupt Adam Schiff," "Liddle' Adam Schiff," "Sleazy Adam Schiff"

8. Chris Christie: “Sloppy Chris Christie"

9. James Comey: “Leakin' James Comey," "Lyin' James Comey," "Shadey James Comey," "Slimeball James Comey," "Slippery James Comey"

10. Ron DeSantis: “Ron DeSanctimonious," "Ron DeSanctus," "Meatball Ron" “Tiny D"

11. Chuck Schumer: “Cryin' Chuck"

12. Marco Rubio: “Little Marco"

13. Elizabeth Warren: “Pocahontas"

14. Elaine Chao: “Coco Chow"

15. Jeff Sessions: “Mr. Magoo," "Disgraceful Jeff"

16. Kim Jong-un: “Little Rocket Man"

Should I keep going?

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

I’m signed up!!!

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Hey, McCreepy, you and your party blocked the permanent expansion of the child tax credit that lifted millions of children out of poverty and liberated them from the scourge of food insecurity.
So sit down.
On a chair.
Made out of wood.
No cushions.

[Melanie Abrams Fierstein @melfierstein]

@WriteChrisWrite God help us (& that poor couch)

[Melanie Abrams Fierstein @melfierstein]

@stevemoth So sorry Steve❤️ Matt and I are here for anything you & Holland need!

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Remember: 40 out of 44 of Trump's cabinet members refused to endorse him.

[Melanie Abrams Fierstein @melfierstein]

@claudcockerell That sounds like he typed something normal and then Thesaurused it😂

[Melanie Abrams Fierstein @melfierstein]

I remember the original Hillary conference call I was on where we got asked about the rumors of Trump running and we laughed. Stay confident but not complacent!

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Something mainstream media won’t report:

There was a Zoom tonight for Black women organizing for Kamala Harris.

The call had a max of 1000 people. They hit it immediately, and got a hold of the Zoom CEO to help.

40,000 people joined. For over 4 hours.

Trump is soooo screwed.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Trump is just too old to be president, he should step down. Don't you agree?