I am happy! I never ask for stuff because I never get it. This Christmas, I got something that I didn't ask for but wanted.
My beautiful husband bought me a #StrayKids album! EEEEEEE! And Skzoo stickers.
Walked into my living room after 8 hrs of work, my son looked at me with a huge smile on his face, and said, "everyone's alive and mentally sane."
I looked at him and replied, "when did that happen?!"
This is awesome! @Nickelback
is put in the same category as @slipknot & @Korn
Slipknot, Korn, Smashing Pumpkins and Nickelback named in US Senator's report on wasteful government spending
https://t.co/wavbEtOjzH
@BushsBeans I bought a can of your zero sugar baked beans. I think you need to cut back on the sucralose. Your maple & brown sugar isn't as sweet that stuff.
In the middle of being tested for strep, my son looks at the doctor and yells, "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!"
I'm still having problems breathing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn @rickastley you're good! You manage to rick roll my husband's dream. 🤣 He's waiting for the selfie you took at the south ferry terminal in NYC. 🤣🤣