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feel the fear and do it anyways

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

they should invent a january that doesn’t drain your will to live

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The proud moments of a mother and father who see that the pilot of the plane they boarded is their son.

[MƐĿ @melfoyay]

May the bridges I burn light the mother fucking way.

[MƐĿ @melfoyay]

Nothing is worse than having your sick, hurt boyfriend say, “just ask my mom, she’ll know what I need.” #toopersonal.

[MƐĿ @melfoyay]

Meet the dude that sold my ex heroin. And now I get to party with him. Cool.

[MƐĿ @melfoyay]

Adulting is hard as hell.

[MƐĿ @melfoyay]

Ugh I ran out of letters fml

[MƐĿ @melfoyay]

Why am I so awful with money 😬

[MƐĿ @melfoyay]

Coworker bought his wife flowers from the market ♥️😫

[MƐĿ @melfoyay]

It’s fucked up.
Love is.

[MƐĿ @melfoyay]

Always regret sitting in the front of an Uber

[MƐĿ @melfoyay]

Looking for a gym partnerrrrre

[MƐĿ @melfoyay]

Picked up an extra shift.
Got food poisoning.
yeah boi.

[MƐĿ @melfoyay]

Biggest sushi whore ever

[MƐĿ @melfoyay]

Need a serious work out buddy

[MƐĿ @melfoyay]

If you make sick jokes about coworkers that are emotionally hurting, yea, I’m going to call you out.

[MƐĿ @melfoyay]

Waxed off half my eyebrow today ya boi

[MƐĿ @melfoyay]

@jehcub Basically

[MƐĿ @melfoyay]

The idea of having a family or getting married seems so odd to me and so far away yet I’m 26. Idk when I’ll grow up.