Mel Hanvelt

•welcome to my brain•

[Mel Hanvelt @melhanvelt]

I never know if my dalmatian printed socks should go in the light or dark wash🤔

[Mel Hanvelt @melhanvelt]

was it you I wasn’t okay with or was I working through my own shit #damnthatsemo

[Mel Hanvelt @melhanvelt]

her: “I didn’t really get ready last night, I want to feel really pretty tonight”

me: “you literally had 3 guys talking to you AT THE SAME TIME”

her: “well tonight I want 20!”

[Mel Hanvelt @melhanvelt]

I was going insane

[Mel Hanvelt @melhanvelt]

I'm either going insane, or my gut is telling me something

[Mel Hanvelt @melhanvelt]

Remember when @kanyewest was just a great rapper?

[Mel Hanvelt @melhanvelt]

I have slept wrong &now I am in need of a neck brace.

[Mel Hanvelt @melhanvelt]

just make sure you tip the girls well

[Mel Hanvelt @melhanvelt]

today sucks. this year sucks. I HAVE TO BE AT WORK AT 6:40AM ON MY DAY OFF ON MONDAY. pardon me while I black the fuck out.

[Mel Hanvelt @melhanvelt]

since im unable to get my roots done, I'm thinking of just letting my natural hair color fully take over. #imunstable

[Mel Hanvelt @melhanvelt]

it's a two way street bitch.

[Mel Hanvelt @melhanvelt]

all about this.

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[Mel Hanvelt @melhanvelt]

practicing my texas like

[Mel Hanvelt @melhanvelt]

@killajilla Thanks so much!!

[Mel Hanvelt @melhanvelt]

byyyyyeeeee la. ✌🏻

[Mel Hanvelt @melhanvelt]

watching drunk history &drinking is so my jam rn.

[Mel Hanvelt @melhanvelt]

@ItsBrianBuckley @MountainDew @tacobell that is sheer brilliance

[Mel Hanvelt @melhanvelt]

Hey @MountainDew can you please make Baja Blast available in all grocery stores &gas stations? My @tacobell is getting a lil annoyed of me😁🙃

[Mel Hanvelt @melhanvelt]

@ItsBrianBuckley ...maybe.

[Mel Hanvelt @melhanvelt]

I was today years old when I realized Owen &Luke Wilson are brothers.