UmlautHerper

I love me some herps! Lots of herp pictures here. Also check out youtube for videos on herps, reading and writing!

[UmlautHerper @meli_stau]

@BeccasBookopoly wanting to fit in some nonfiction with my poll pick...

[UmlautHerper @meli_stau]

@tallndiabolical I'm right there with you! About the only exercise I enjoy is swimming, but it's so hard to get consistently to a pool, especially after all the Covid fuss changing routines so much.

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

It's #WorldBookDay! New readers start here...

[Cat Cosplay @Cat_Cosplay]

A Vampurr will sit outside the door waiting to be invited inside, but if you do they'll change their mind and walk away until you close the door again.

[UmlautHerper @meli_stau]

@tallndiabolical Ah! I love both of these! But Penelope probably does edge out Stardust bu just a little bit!

[UmlautHerper @meli_stau]

@tallndiabolical I had so many options for this as a criminal movie rewatcher (definitely do that more than watching new movies...) but this was the first movie that came to mind.

[UmlautHerper @meli_stau]

@tallndiabolical @suzannahtweets I NEEED these!
SNEKK!!

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

If you are worried or lonely today, just try to remember you won’t always feel like this. Two weeks ago I was getting buttered, Jean was a little sick and we didn’t know ANY of you yet

[Am I the Asshole? @AITA_online]

AITA for “perpetuating ethnic stereotypes” about Jorts? https://t.co/sC58aB3ecK

[UmlautHerper @meli_stau]

@artfromafriend I want both versions! Both would be super fun!

[Ted The Just Okay @teddow]

Close down Tik Tok. I found the best one.

[UmlautHerper @meli_stau]

I did a thing ❤️ https://t.co/tozwZ8DHV8

[UmlautHerper @meli_stau]

@artfromafriend My favorite read of the year. I simply devoured this book and can't wait to hope into a reread some time soon: https://t.co/GVggmwrulJ

[UmlautHerper @meli_stau]

@mbcollings Blindfold!

[RJ Barker @dedbutdrmng]

ME: There's a real hopeful feel to all of my work.

YOU: But...but everybody is dead?

ME: Yes, but they hoped not to be.

[UmlautHerper @meli_stau]

@suzannahtweets Haha yeah that might be a better step one, before even considering picking up a snake know if it's a deadly one or not! Definitely smart not to bother the snake if it's capable of doing damage like that to you

[UmlautHerper @meli_stau]

@suzannahtweets Well a good step in your snake being comfortable with you, is definitely also that you are comfortable with your snake. Would not recommend wantonly picking up snakes just to see if they like you, especially if you're not sure you like them. 🤣

[UmlautHerper @meli_stau]

@mbcollings Dune?