Mia Cain-Kataura 🏳️‍🌈

Nudibranchs and Anxiety, She/They

[Mia Cain-Kataura 🏳️‍🌈 @melia_cain]

@taylorswift13 this next concert tour should be for broke people…consider sending invites to buy tickets for those of us on SNAP before releasing to the big scary rich public 🥲

[Mia Cain-Kataura 🏳️‍🌈 @melia_cain]

I paired my @eggo with a multivitamin this morning, so I’m particularly ready to take on the day.

[Mia Cain-Kataura 🏳️‍🌈 @melia_cain]

Eating applesauce from a mug on a Thursday night 👌🏼

[Mia Cain-Kataura 🏳️‍🌈 @melia_cain]

“You can do anything” they say, but “anything” costs $outofbudget and 7 cents.

[Mia Cain-Kataura 🏳️‍🌈 @melia_cain]

I thought I loved dog sitting but this monster I’m in charge of is a flesh-craving goblin muncher and if I could scan a barcode with my arm before, I can now.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. idk who she is but she is a monster she is not fit for human interaction

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

2023 trying to drink more water but how do I stop the peeing

[Mia Cain-Kataura 🏳️‍🌈 @melia_cain]

Why is it always “you’re on your own kid, you always have been” and never “and I chose you”

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

2023 is officially the FOURTH calendar year that student debt payments have been paused. If they can be paused that long, they should be canceled.

[Kat Sloane ⛅️ @katsloanewrites]

Inside of us there are two wolves: Benoit Blanc's intro in Knives Out (mysterious figure lurking in the back of the room) and Benoit Blanc's intro in Glass Onion (sitting in a bathtub having a mental breakdown). Feed them both, they're equally precious.

[Mia Cain-Kataura 🏳️‍🌈 @melia_cain]

Housesitting for a therapist is weird…everywhere I turn are books with titles that are trying to solve problems I haven’t admitted to yet.

[Mia Cain-Kataura 🏳️‍🌈 @melia_cain]

Carol of the Bells is all fine and dandy until you sang the alto part in choir and now all you hear is ding dong ding dong ding dong

[Mia Cain-Kataura 🏳️‍🌈 @melia_cain]

It’s slippery…stay home or register as an organ donor.

[Mia Cain-Kataura 🏳️‍🌈 @melia_cain]

Hey @TheSims when are we going to get a mental illness expansion pack? i expect inpatient hospitals, programs, depression and anxiety, therapy, and emotional support ducks (just for starters). Thx

[Mia Cain-Kataura 🏳️‍🌈 @melia_cain]

i currently have eleven keys on my keyring and thats how i know i’m important.

[Mia Cain-Kataura 🏳️‍🌈 @melia_cain]

Until minimum wage is a livable wage, the motto “work your wage” and its implications on the amount of effort I will put into my job will remain the gospel in my mind.

[Mia Cain-Kataura 🏳️‍🌈 @melia_cain]

I really be confused for a 12 y/o one day and then not get carded the next. What’s up?

[Mia Cain-Kataura 🏳️‍🌈 @melia_cain]

Straight up got pegged a Swiftie within half an hour of meeting my new roommate ✌🏼