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Heartless monster with terribly nice manners

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How is the fact that bananas are a good source of potassium such well known common knowledge?

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You know that song, “you just want attention”? Well I just want attention

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Zelda YouTube and a steak quesadilla was exactly what I needed
@Hyrule_101

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Is it pretty normal to have conversations about types of apples and dramatically advocate for your favorite variety or is that a #WAstate thing?

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@ritchian333 Counteroffer: a quick sketch of a pup because the coloring book is too embarrassing

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@ritchian333 I colored half of a page in a coloring book. Does that count

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@MazingJohn Thank you John 🥰 I am certainly honored to be an honorary member of your family! 🖤

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It’s that time of year again

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I’m gonna be honest, I miss a lot of livestreams that I’d want to watch because I can’t be bothered to figure out what time they’re at if they’re in a different time zone

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I know it was *technically* 5,
but I woke up at 4AM this morning and I’m mad

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Customers telling me to have a good weekend feels the same as telling your server to enjoy their meal 🥲

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@camrunforbes Because it sees you look at it’s overpriced ~everything~ and judges you for not wanting to buy it

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Sometimes customer service is just saying, “ha ha” because you’re too uncomfortable to even fake laugh correctly

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Like I’ve already said “okay, great, thank you” like 4 times, please can I hang up

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Does anyone else have just a really hard time ending phone conversations?

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@camrunforbes Oh lol

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So this is my new favorite thing 😭https://t.co/NpakrhNhAe

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The counterpart to the Night Jollies: the Morning Melancholies

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@EvidenceOfLucas Instagram did just update their privacy settings...

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I’ve gotten 18 spam calls in the last 24 hours. What did I do to receive such punishment??