Melia Logic

Sharing all the entertaining things my seven-year-old says. #melialogic #sevengoingonseventeen

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Melia: quarante huit, quarante neuf, croissant, crossiant un, croissant deux 😂😋

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Melia: Kids these days....

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M: Did you just call me a bad bitch?
Me: NO!
M: Cause I would like it! You know I would
#melialogic #sevengoingonseventeen #badbitch #ohboy

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#melialogic #shitkidssay #twitterkids #magic #teenager #burn #lol #funny

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Melia: Mom make me a teenager!
Me: How?
Melia: With magic.
Me: Oh, make me a teenager!
Melia: I don't think I have enough magic for that.

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Melia: *walks out of the bathroom* "Oh my God! I forgot the poo-pourrie! DO NOT GO IN THERE!" #shitkidssay #funnykids #melialogic #poopourri

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Melia: *tries to snatch my wine*
Me: *grabs cup* "No! You are going to get kicked out."
Melia: *winks* "Shhh!" #melialogic #bootslife #vip

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Melia: Mom when we camp at Boots & Hearts we need separate tents. #bootsandhearts #bootslife #shitkidssay #melialogic #sevengoingonseventeen

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Melia: Wanna taste my fist?!?
Me: huh?
Melia: I'm just practicing...
#bullied #shitmykidsays #neverthrowthefirstpunch #myheart #melialogic

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Me: How'd you get stuck under the bed?
Melia: I tried to go under to clean, but my booty's too big.
#bigbootyproblems #melialogic #buttstuck

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Melia: Ya, this picture says "I'm free!"
Me: You look dead in it.
Melia: Well you're free when your dead.
#shitkidssay #melialogic #profound

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Melia's cousin James: It's a good day to play with our balls. #melialogic #runsinthefamily #thingskidssay #lol

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I'm not dangerous. I'm just crazy. #shitkidssay #crazykids

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I ripped it out like the devil! #shitkidssay #toothless #devilschild

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Melia: I'm not crazy. But you are Mom! You get your crazy from Nonna. #kidsoftwitter #shitkidssay #crazy #getitfrommymomma

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Me: You're so beautiful.
Melia: Do you only love me because I look good???

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Melia: Remember (when I was a baby) and I pooped in the tub? And it was shaped like lemons? Hahaha
#shitkidssay #poop #lemons #follow

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#meangirls #SexED #rubbers #sixgoingonsixteen #shitkidssay #retweet #retweet #onwednesdayswewearpink https://t.co/XL63PA40EO

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Melia (watching Mean Girls): They need rubbers to get all the sex off.
Me: What???
Melia: The teacher gave them rubbers...you know erasers!

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Melia (watching Mean Girls): They need rubbers to get all the sex off.
Me: What???
Melia: The teacher gave them rubbers...you know erasers!

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^^^ #retweetme #retweet #follow #ff #sixgoingonsixteen #melialogic #fartinginclass