Mama Mel

I'm just happy to be here.

[Mama Mel @melicious]

@nicksortor if you have time and want to check out a cool place before you leave, you’d LOVE Porter’s Army Navy store! https://t.co/2E8fX6Yk2G

Family-owned since *1946* and has ALL the coolest merch and history ( and it’s close to the airport in Irving). We love to have all the best people pop in! Even Rob Schneider stopped in this year when he was in town!

If you do go let Nick know who you are and I KNOW he’ll know and would be happy to meet you.

[Mama Mel @melicious]

@nicksortor @GregAbbott_TX That’s very good perspective because we’re so spoiled here in Texas we’re complaining about the 3.17 🙈🙈🙈

[Mama Mel @melicious]

@jmasseypoet I love the summer heat! Even people in Texas hate me for me 😂

I’m like a turtle… need a heat lamp to survive.

[Mama Mel @melicious]

@jackunheard We can’t think FOR them, Jack. They have to be able to piece some things together on their own 😪

[Mama Mel @melicious]

Y’ALL, not something you see visit in your backyard every day! I’d say I saved the pretty peacock from the dogs, but he was completely unbothered 😂

But, wow, such beautiful animals. 🦚🥰

[Mama Mel @melicious]

Absolutely. Pray for them daily along with healing for our broken world. 😪 Even though we live in a safe community, I still absolutely taught her about protecting herself because (as I know unfortunately too well) there’s always risk in the world and the thought of anyone I know having to live through what I did is gutting. I am actually a big advocate of women having a large dog at home, mace on you at all times and firearms/training.

[Mama Mel @melicious]

@NatetheLawyer @LethalLauren904 Agreed. They really underestimate how much we like to put criminals behind bars here in Collin County regardless of race. We’re big on freedoms & rights but big on consequences for abusing the rights of others, too. Makes for a safe place to live.

[Mama Mel @melicious]

@ASmothers98 @nicksortor Yes, true. Moved from Dallas county to Collin county for safety + school district when I had kids.

[Mama Mel @melicious]

@realdavidonline @spencerpratt I don’t know anything about this photo except that it’s the most progressive LA representation I’ve ever seen 🙈

[Mama Mel @melicious]

Coffee dates definitely have a place and it’s honestly a great way to just quickly connect. And I don’t know a woman who wouldn’t swoon over walking into a picnic. Throw in an LED candle and GAME OVER. Lol

My only “thing” was that I liked the date to pay for the first date (probably the first few if it kept going).

[Mama Mel @melicious]

🤦‍♀️ It’s always about the dress when you have curves regardless of size. You pick a dress to fit the body. Can’t change a body to suit a dress.

I’m not overweight but have a prominent hourglass figure and dress #1 I would neverrrr. It would hug me in all the wrong ways I already know.

It’s crazy to me how many women don’t think about or know how to dress for their body like they used to. Like moms stopped talking about it when out shopping with the girls.

[Mama Mel @melicious]

@JillianMichaels @SamSeder I freaking love you Jillian! 😄

[Mama Mel @melicious]

@Brian_onX In all fairness I picked one out that I thought had a gray undertone and when it was all finished and I walked in and saw my room looked PURPLE I cried.

That was the marriage that didn’t last too. Glad yall made it though 🫡

[Mama Mel @melicious]

@jmasseypoet OMG this is awesome! Congratulations! I just ordered my copy 🤗

[Mama Mel @melicious]

@zackpeter “She never wants it to end with us” 🤣

[Mama Mel @melicious]

@happy_at_home_ Wait is this everyone? I assumed I was being targeted with the content because of my age 😂

[Mama Mel @melicious]

@itslinklauren THIS is why I love you Link!