mel

need to be dethawed

[mel @meliindasingh]

brunch is a gateway drug

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

what’s Mamdani’s plan for my birthday

[mel @meliindasingh]

Do football players wax their arms or something

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i am ready for another shot at it being my birthday

[mel @meliindasingh]

the Amish are hoarding the lightning bugs

[™ @bash18c]

This weather weird I’m about to buy me a short sleeved coat

[trash jones @jzux]

protein popcorn protein pop tart protein pancake. someone take me out back behind the protein barn and shoot me w a protein rifle

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Finally a kid without phone

[v33 🐞 @TOADVEE]

white ppl be like here’s the joint my mom gave me

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

🙏

[Himmy Neutron @ATXHimmy]

Hold on y’all I gotta take this