Never forget the time I changed a @thewonderyears lyric to "But we've got better pizza, and they've got better haircuts," forgot those weren't the actual words, and then judged them out loud for writing such a wack line. #Classic. #Sorry.
@PattyGMusic's "Rain" is a perfect song. Entirely flawless. It's one of those songs you didn't know was missing from your life until you hear it and now cannot live without. #Fact. #SongwriterStuff.
I'm going to let the whole #NevermindBaby thing figure itself out. On the other hand, it's going to be real interesting to see what happens when the kids of today grow up and find out a lot of pictures that maybe should've just been photo album pictures are all over Facebook. #JS
Hear me out. A crime show about a perp who doesn't commit crimes, but leaves desserts around the city for cops to find instead.
Cop: *Licks finger* "Yep, that's a three layer double fudge cake."
Another cop: "He's getting more confident in his execution."
*Theme song* #Genius