Morritos Jagger

Welcome! the difficult done immediately, the impossible takes a bit longer, miracles by appointment only. Principal, Marcomms + BizDev for @HK_LATAM

[Morritos Jagger @melimarquezv]

#porbruto

[Morritos Jagger @melimarquezv]

@Atletico_MD @Atleti

Como miembros Red & White, nuestra experiencia en el evento de Miami fue traumática. Fuimos con nuestros hijos de 5 y 8 y fuimos desalojados 4 veces de áreas vacías, incluso pidieron a nuestro hijo que dejara una sombra “VIP”. Nada familiar, nada respetuoso!

[Morritos Jagger @melimarquezv]

Hey @amazon you packed rat poison with my kids food and vitamins and now won’t refund my money on the contaminated items. Been on the line with you for 45 minutes now, great customer service smh.

[Morritos Jagger @melimarquezv]

Currently locked-in a USPS location in South Miami. No way to exit, attendant claiming she needs to lock us in since she’s managing the counter by herself. Is this even legal? @USPS

[Morritos Jagger @melimarquezv]

@CarillonHotel false advertisement on your websites for spa specials valid through June 30th yet called back by staff to tell me they cannot be honored until July #smh #falseadvertisement

[Elán @_elan_]

Se cayeron Instagram y WhatsApp, Facebook y la chingada. Ahora tenemos que hablar con otros humanos. Chingadaputamadre.

[Morritos Jagger @melimarquezv]

@lululemon I have, and hope this time around I’ll get this resolved. It’s been 7 days since I last heard from your team and a month since I made my order, which I never received nor was refunded for 😫

[Morritos Jagger @melimarquezv]

@lululemon worst customer service ever! I never received my order and have tried contacting your “educators” for days without any help whatsoever. When I did get through they said they’d “investigate” and “get back to me” and yet here we are. No product, no refund, no answers 😡

[Morritos Jagger @melimarquezv]

Touché

[Josh Gad @joshgad]

Honest question. Who looks at 2020 and says, “I want to vote for four more years of whatever this is”

[Asobancaria @Asobancaria]

#AsobancariaDigitalMeetingOn "Para muchos de los comercios, las ventas electrónicas han sido una salvación, en Colombia se ve un crecimiento importante, mayor aceptación y mayor confianza por parte de los consumidores, de usar estos canales" Luz Helena Cardona @VisaColombia

[Asobancaria @Asobancaria]

#AEstaHora Tania Oliveira @4utania, Vice President, Consulting & Analytics, VISA y Luz Helena Cardona, Sr. Director, Consulting & Analytics, VISA nos cuentan cuál es el índice de madurez para la adopción de pagos electrónicos en Colombia @VisaColombia #AsobancariaDigitalMeetingOn

[Morritos Jagger @melimarquezv]

@WeberGrills I can’t believe it’s been almost two months of me trying to reach your customer service through all means available for a Father’s Day order that never arrived. And have received NO REPLY whatsoever. I am apalled by your lack of service 🤬

[Morritos Jagger @melimarquezv]

Ayuda urgente para esta situación #DianaYPeterJuntos #DisparateCriollo @CancilleriaCol

[Revista Semana @RevistaSemana]

Puede leer aquÍ:

#DianaYPeterJuntos - Una historia de amor: Cáncer, pandemia y distancia. https://t.co/LN9IaNxPJt

Estamos en vivo: https://t.co/HLSadiG65f

[Morritos Jagger @melimarquezv]

@ASOS_HeretoHelp Just did, hope we can get this sorted soon.

[Morritos Jagger @melimarquezv]

@ASOS_HeretoHelp it’s been a month, a MONTH, since I have been trying to receive an answer on how to return an order being I don’t have a printer and have been quarantined in my home since March 10th. Still no answer. I want my refund.

[Morritos Jagger @melimarquezv]

@alonsoquijano98 Genio!

[Rafael Garcia @GallinaAstuta]

*se toca el ojo*
*se acuerda del Coronavirus*
*se trata de limpiar el ojo con la mano*
*lo empeora todo*

[Morritos Jagger @melimarquezv]

Me han dicho que no me obsesione, pero no me han aclarado con qué, y así llevo todo el día pensando qué podría obsesionarme.

[Morritos Jagger @melimarquezv]

El tesauro que me compré es malo, malo y malo

[Morritos Jagger @melimarquezv]

Si se preguntan porque merecemos que nos arrase un meteorito: Notre Dame se quema - mil millones de euros en dos dias. Se quema la Amazonia Brasileña (el pulmón del mundo) - ni las noticias cubren la noticia #somoslacagada

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

What fucking heroes. Making our streets safe from... factory workers? Parents? Families?
Smh