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Look down once in a while and you might see me around 🤷‍♀️ 29 | she/her

[melissaaaaa @melimcnugget_]

When you’re watching P!nk at #ACLFest but @qtcinderella goes live 😤

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“you did it queen” i whisper as I move everything from Friday’s to do-list to Monday’s to-do list

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[Raksha @caraksha103]

The urge to quit corporate life and open a bakery where I only sell 4 breads a day is overwhelming.

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

The hardest part of corporate life is pretending to care about things that don’t matter.

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

don’t be afraid to spend money on concert tickets and travel. be afraid of growing old and realizing the only place you ever went was work

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

stages of christmas shopping:

1. there's plenty of time.
2. oh no.

[Makara @Makara15]

I got things to do and quite frankly work is getting in the way

[meghan @deloisivete]

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of quit emailing me so much before Christmas

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

having a dish towel on your shoulder when baking is genuinely so useful but it will have you feeling like the world-weary, beautiful in an earthy way, down on her luck bartender who’s never getting out of this goddamn town

[😼 @dutchessprim]

I just watched the @Oprah special on kids going No Contact with their parents and, as someone who’s been no contact with their parents for years, I want to say one thing.

To the whole “we were taught to love our parents no matter what and kids these days just don’t do that” argument…

We didn’t choose to be born. You chose to be a parent. Stop trying to place the blame on us because you refuse to look yourself in the mirror.

Also, stop calling it a trend. It’s not. It’s a painful choice to walk away from someone you thought was your hero only to realize they’re a shitty person you’re better without

[J @jtakuz]

No way NY gets this guy and I gotta deal with fucking Greg Abbott and Ted Cruz

[🦢 @meishato]

sorry i never responded to your text, i’ve been busy being paralyzed by my own inability to do basic tasks that are piling up

[Shahad13🐍🫶 @shahadmajili]

Happy people didn’t like TTPD and sad people didn’t like TLOAS. Lucky me, my emotions are all over the place 🤓

[mel ꕤ ⋆.˚ @r0mangel]

me when p!atd sings a p!atd song at a p!atd concert

[miri @eggoslug]

texting people back is hard as fuck I really do think ur cool I just can’t right now man

[Marissa @marissa_lpx]

I will never fall for the not making friends at work propaganda

I’ve made friends at work who have helped me land my next role, helped me with interview prep, helped me with salary negotiations and who are just cool people doing cool things

[rayann✨ @rayanntaylor]

ngl I wonder how many times I’ve walked past an artist or been standing next to them in the crowd and had no clue bc I don’t know what they look like😭

[THISISTHEREALRYANROSS @_prettyoddboy]

happy 20th birthday baby

[saka @soundslikesaka]

if prerolls are so great why always canoe

[Panic! Base @PatdBase]

The Life of A Showgirl (P!ATD's Version)