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[davey @daveybad]

i use so much paper towel i really need to calm down i'm not kidding

[GOWIE @DaKidGowie]

People really sucked the fun out of social media. We used to prioritize humor! Now, mfs wake up every morning looking for things to be offended by so they can write think pieces and bond through outrage. Miserable souls. 😒

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

My takeaway from this season of love island is that people don’t know how to enjoy media anymore. Everyone has to find someone to stan, create a fandom, dig into people lives. The line between viewer and parasocial delusion is gone. It’s sad.

[mel @melindaag]

girlssss the pinecones from Aldi smell good af

[mel @melindaag]

How i struggled to pull out a shopping cart at Sams for 2 mins, meanwhile 4 ppl looked at me, got thier own cart, n kept it moving… where’s the chivalry 😭

[mel @melindaag]

Dunkin cold brew w sweet cold foam 👌🏽👌🏽

[J @J23NB]

u think instagram is ruining self esteem? Go scroll on linkedin for 5 minutes lol

[mel @melindaag]

Health insurance a joke

[mel @melindaag]

These instagram ads be getting me

[Ann @ItsAnnetteee]

i hate texting so much

[mel @melindaag]

Best way to survive a day of drinking in your 30s is dominican alka seltzer n a pedialyte popsicle

[mel @melindaag]

This heat is deadly

[mel @melindaag]

In line since 4:00 pm at United Customer Service, probably 400 ppl ahead of me trying to change our flights 😭😭 what a dub

[mel @melindaag]

Weak assss crowd @ coachella

[mel @melindaag]

@iPreferHenny Dry cleaner on bumby on colonial across booksamillion plaza

[mel @melindaag]

Walt’s wife & her sis from breaking bad def evil villans

[mel @melindaag]

cheese n eggs best combo

[mel @melindaag]

Pillows and my neck not compatible lately ☹️

[mel @melindaag]

My motivation to workout is at 0 what I gotta do to start beasting at the gym

[mel @melindaag]

@omgCarleee My mom!!!!!! Lol she moved to the room next to me im kicking her out tomorrow

[mel @melindaag]

Can we jus eliminate snoring in the next life me tiene harta