melindasue

mama, wife, nurse, writer, dreamer...

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The hubs is watching Friends for the first time (I am watching for the 240th) he is wondering about Jennifer Aniston’s nipples. “Does she ever wear a bra the whole series?” It’s funny watching it again with virgin eyes.

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I don’t care what anyone says. I still love the Rachel. Give me this haircut everyday, always.

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Who can I hold accountable for the resurgence of bucket hats?

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Has a band ever NOT played the encore? Worst tradition of all time. #fishingforcompliments #egoboost #justplay

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Rewatching Stranger Things.

Prepping for season 4…

Just hoping we are more attentive and involved (aka… better) parents than Mike and Nancy’s.

They may be the fucking worst of all time.

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Called an Uber in Lincoln, NE.

When it showed up, it was a limo.

So fun.

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When the team celebrates a win after 11 innings are they actually celebrating because the game is finally over?

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Dear Baseball,

Why are your games so damn long?

Love,
A fan that would be a bigger fan if games were 2 hours long instead of 4.

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Also, are 162 games really necessary?

I’m going to miss talking to my husband for the next 5 months.

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@DanielleWalwort We’ve been together for 16 years. My Matthew still does that to me. My bed is my happy place.

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@Toyota 😭😭😭

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My 6 year old has been counting down to the beginning of of The Super Bowl all day long.

The Super Bowl starts.

He realizes The Super Bowl is just another football game.

“When is The Super Bowl over? I don’t even like The Super Bowl. Football is stupid.”

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@shelberina whatcha got for me sister?

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I’ve said it before... I want a dance class for grown ass women who were raised Baptist so never learned how to dance. Does this exist on Omaha? Better yet... does this exist somewhere on the interwebs so I don’t have to embarrass myself in public.

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I might be crazy. But I actually am loving the wallpaper in #HomeAlone

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My 5yo just tried a fried cheese curd and thought it was the most disgusting thing he has ever eaten.

My 7yo got it right. “It’s like deliciousness on top of deliciousness.”

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@patricknboucher

I told you no one was in the mood to get it on.

500,000 less births expected next year.

https://t.co/J8OIOOIKHs

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I am “I buy skorts at Costco now” years old.

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In case you were wondering what kind of dad my husband is... our next door neighbor, who watches him parent these wild children daily, just brought him a homemade pie for Father’s Day.

He out parents me every day of the week, and he does it so well that people notice from afar.

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@patricknboucher I keep debating if this is going to actually be true. I mean, this can’t be putting most people in the mood to get busy, can it?