Amelia

Vlogger, nerder, carlover, being-without-pantslover. I'm also pretending to be a model.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Feeling your life lacks excitement, so dunking your biscuit for an irresponsibly long time

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Dressing in black for at least a month after breaking your favourite mug

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Discovering someone has wreaked havoc with your toaster settings, and deciding not to have guests round again for a while

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Deciding to spice up the morning by filling the kettle slightly past the recommended level, then thinking better of it

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Dealing with a queue-jumper by tutting as quietly as possible

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Dealing with a noisy train passenger by staring furiously out the window

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Discovering you've missed your tea's perfect drinking temperature by a fraction of a second

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Dislocating your shoulders to remove your coat without touching fellow train passengers

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Holding your hand to your chest while hiccuping, to assure everyone that you know it's annoying and you'll be stopping ASAP

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Being very careful never to mention a song, just in case you're asked how it goes

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Hoping nobody sits within half a train carriage of you, so you can eat your sandwich without feeling tremendous shame

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Feeling you must press the train door button within a millisecond of illumination or be judged an amateur

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Saying "It's definitely getting chillier" upwards of fifty times a day

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The overwhelming sorrow of finding a cup of tea you forgot about

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Trembling with rage on discovering a tea bag in the sink

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The heartbreak of finding an empty teacup when you thought there was one gulp to go

[David Levithan @loversdiction]

fuck, v.: Whoever tried to made a dirty word out of pleasure did not reckon on how pleasurable this word would be to say.

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

Congratulations to @Team_Barrowman for making the team legally larger by one.

[Very Short Story @VeryShortStory]

Dissatisfied with the automatic submission system, I manually submitted you to the afterlife, ending your suffering and mine.