♖ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ♜

ᴛʜᴇ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀#𝙱𝙴𝚂𝚃 ᴍᴏᴠᴇ ɪꜱ ᴏꜰᴛᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀#𝙴𝙽𝙴𝙼𝚈 ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʀᴇᴀʟɪᴢᴇꜱ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ＹＯＵ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ.

[♖ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ♜ @meliorconsil]

𝙵𝙴𝙰𝚁 𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗅𝖾𝖾𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 .
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝖨𝗍 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗌 𝗆𝖾𝗇 𝗈𝖻𝖾𝗒 𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗂𝖾𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆𝗌𝖾𝗅𝗏𝖾𝗌 𝚂𝚃𝚁𝙾𝙽𝙶 𝖾𝗇𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝗍𝗈 𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗂𝗌𝗍 ——

[♖ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ♜ @meliorconsil]

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𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝚃 , ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ , ʜᴀꜱ ᴀ ʟᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀʏ .
⠀

[♖ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ♜ @meliorconsil]

that is NOT how this works .

( and he does not )

[𝕿𝖍𝐞 𝐻𝖔𝘂𝔫𝒅 . @CleganeNotSer]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀oh come on . you must have arse hair . what are you, an infant ?
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

[♖ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ♜ @meliorconsil]

Lice are — they're in the *hair .

[𝕿𝖍𝐞 𝐻𝖔𝘂𝔫𝒅 . @CleganeNotSer]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀seen you scratch your butt . bloody liar .
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

[♖ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ♜ @meliorconsil]

I do NOT have lice .

[𝕿𝖍𝐞 𝐻𝖔𝘂𝔫𝒅 . @CleganeNotSer]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀I ain't the one with lice .
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

[neo @quantiquie]

ormund bowing to daeron never fails to amaze me because it’s way more genuine than his “your grace” jests. alongside the knighting scene, this is one of the few times when he gives daeron the utmost respect. one is moments after daeron’s ascension and the other moments before their mutual downfall. this whole cultish sequence has more layers than the entirety of hotd and got combined yes it's that serious

[♖ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ♜ @meliorconsil]

@ExcelWhiteLight of course

now hush hush .

( a dismissive hand wave and a quick smile . lest anyone says hes not welcoming to newcomers . )

[♖ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ♜ @meliorconsil]

there it is .
Is that not a MUCH better way to speak to a lord ?

Now I won't have to force my hand and you can go on about your day as usual .

[𝐑𝐢𝐥𝐲𝐚 @ExcelWhiteLight]

tsk.

no fun.

but fine.

forgive me, my lord, for my lack of manners this morn. i meant no offense.

[♖ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ♜ @meliorconsil]

/ sorry for being so inactive ... i be nursing n shit and it gets busy during my shifts 💔💔💔

[ed @edoscnmm]

He’s so funny what is this 😭 i love him

[♖ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ♜ @meliorconsil]

@ExcelWhiteLight i didn't ask for further backstory , now did i ?

( he raises an eyebrow at her , gentle smile in place . )

Just find a guard , he'll bring you to an empty room i am sure . tell him i sent you .

[lola★ @kendallgrl]

the fact that this is the REAL yaoi but people won't talk about them because they're discriminatory against bowl cut havers just doesn't sit right with me 😔

[♖ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ♜ @meliorconsil]

you must be out of your mind .

[ᴛʜᴇ ᵇᵒʸ ᴋɪɴɢ .ᐟ @stained_blooded]

A happy meal.

[nic @nateken]

i have a vision #hotd

[♖ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ♜ @meliorconsil]

sorry what

[ᴛʜᴇ ᵇᵒʸ ᴋɪɴɢ .ᐟ @stained_blooded]

@meliorconsil @SWORDSHONOR

Can I have a happy meal?

[♖ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ♜ @meliorconsil]

i regret asking

[Elbereth Haddan @SpringLeafling]

I don’t wanna know

[♖ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ♜ @meliorconsil]

( long exasperated sigh . )

[♖ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ♜ @meliorconsil]

......

[ᴛʜᴇ ᵇᵒʸ ᴋɪɴɢ .ᐟ @stained_blooded]

.... EEEVEN !

[♖ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ♜ @meliorconsil]

Daeron .

[ᴛʜᴇ ᵇᵒʸ ᴋɪɴɢ .ᐟ @stained_blooded]

SIX SEEE....

[♖ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ♜ @meliorconsil]

what

[ᴛʜᴇ ᵇᵒʸ ᴋɪɴɢ .ᐟ @stained_blooded]

— giggling and doing the hand thing—

[♖ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ♜ @meliorconsil]

what in the seven hells does " 67 " mean .

[best of phia saban @bestofphia]

bald phia with james norton 😭

[♖ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇꜱᴛ ♜ @meliorconsil]

go alone

[𝕿𝖍𝐞 𝐻𝖔𝘂𝔫𝒅 . @CleganeNotSer]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ come here boy, we're going in the tub .
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