Melissa

[Melissa @melisha2131]

@danjlevy I MEAN I KNEW BUT I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN

[Melissa @melisha2131]

My favorite song. Ever. The first concert I am going to when we finally can again 💕

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

So pathetic that there is a trial to prove that Derek Chauvin killed George Floyd when there is video of him doing so.

[Frank @frankiebcerv]

How do they know an animal is extinct like??? U looked everywhere????

[Melissa @melisha2131]

@DomMurkowski Omfg. The (teacher I’m assuming?) had waaaaay more self control than I would have 😓🤬

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

I think there’s two things most sane people can agree on: 1. the world’s going to be a sadder place without Eddie Van Halen’s brilliant guitar playing and 2. Donald Trump is a deranged motherfucker who needs to have the keys to this country taken away.

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

Some of you are about to vote for a man who not only allowed, but actually took part in the deaths of 200,000 of his countrymen.... and this motherfucker has yet to show one ounce of remorse, sadness, or willingness to change course. Wrap your fucking head around that.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

The U.S. is number one in covid cases and #1 in deaths in the world, and Trump supporters want to vote for him again? Do you guys have any idea how preposterous it is that you want to vote for someone who has no regard for the country’s well-being or for you dying?

[Wanda Sykes @iamwandasykes]

I don’t have enough weed to watch this foolishness. #RNC

[Melissa @melisha2131]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[ABC News @ABC]

Rep. Ocasio-Cortez: "Mr. Yoho mentioned that he has a wife and two daughters. I am two years younger than Mr. Yoho's youngest daughter. I am someone's daughter, too. My father, thankfully, is not alive to see how Mr. Yoho treated his daughter." https://t.co/U2UIEaCljG

[Melissa @melisha2131]

😍🤤

[Melissa @melisha2131]

@johnnybananas can cook me a New York strip with peppercorn cream sauce anytime. PEPPERCORN. CREAM. SAUCE. 😂😂

[Melissa @melisha2131]

😂😂😂

[Judson Hayden @judson_haydenn]

Telling a Black man to respect cops to avoid being killed is the same as telling a woman to dress appropriately to avoid being raped

[Stassi Schroeder Clark @stassi]

We’re all in agreement that we need to stay inside, wash hands, and that Carole killed her husband, right? #TigerKing

[Melissa @melisha2131]

I love Chrissy

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Of those 25 men who voted to ban abortion in Alabama, I’d like to know how many of them have ever been pregnant. Or have gotten pregnant as a result of rape. I’d like to know how many of those men know exactly what it is like to be a woman. The answer is zero.

[Melissa @melisha2131]

RT to #VoiceSaveLB https://t.co/qJvXzLUoWY

[Melissa @melisha2131]

RT to #VoiceSave https://t.co/qJvXzLUoWY