Mel

If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about? What have I been working toward?

[Mel @melissa_cairo]

I texted this picture of the puppy at my office to my dad and said the puppy is available for adoption...he responded “so are you” 😐

[Mel @melissa_cairo]

My upstairs neighbor is vacuuming at 11pm wtf. I mean good for them thriving on the late night motivation but also I’m trying to sleep so can you maybe sweep or dust instead?

[Mel @melissa_cairo]

A downstairs neighbor in my new apartment has been playing music with the bass so goddamn high that I can FEEL it. But I’m too much of a bitch to go say something. I’ve just passive aggressively stomped a few times

[Mel @melissa_cairo]

We’re still hoping that you’re still at the golf course

[Mel @melissa_cairo]

@mrvincecarter15 my brothers golf game is suffering because he wimped out on asking you for a picture. Please report to hole 11 on the Crooked Cat to help fix it

[Mel @melissa_cairo]

@mrvincecarter15 my brothers golf game is suffering because he wimped out on asking you for a picture. Please report to hole 11 on the Crooked Cat to help fix it

[Mel @melissa_cairo]

Imposter syndrome is suffocating sometimes 🙂

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is a very fast snake. You're lucky he stopped when he did. Please only send dogs. Thank you... 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

[Mel @melissa_cairo]

Making pizza and listening to 2010 hits playlists what could be a better Sunday night

[Mel @melissa_cairo]

Hungover and got maybe 2 hours of sleep last night? I should be napping - but nope cleaning my whole apartment

[Mel @melissa_cairo]

I’m the worst I know it

[Mel @melissa_cairo]

Middle of the night last night - Woke up in the PEAK of an anxiety attack bc of my dream 🙃😒

[Mel @melissa_cairo]

Next time a man acts like he’s dying from a simple cold let’s just tell him that exercise will help relieve symptoms and see what he says

[madds @MADD_skillzzz]

a man probably came up with the idea to exercise to get rid of period cramps

[Mel @melissa_cairo]

In hindsight, maybe the 4 hour nap earlier wasn’t worth it…wide awake and I’m gonna be exhausted all day tomorrow ✌🏻

[Mel @melissa_cairo]

Tonight’s sleep is sponsored by the Benadryl I just took 😴✌🏻

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Koulibaly 🆚 Mbappé...

#UCL

[Mel @melissa_cairo]

Fitting with the current state of our government

[Alexandra Rodriguez @ARodInTheNews]

Check out the lightning behind the Capitol.

[UEFA Champions League @ChampionsLeague]

Unique defending by Koulibaly 😀

#UCL

[Mel @melissa_cairo]

Update I did not do this a second night. It was miserable and couldn’t get myself to do it again

[Mel @melissa_cairo]

I’m turning over a new leaf everyone. My phone is plugged in across the room so when the alarm goes off I have to drag my ass out of bed to turn it off.

[Mel @melissa_cairo]

My brain won’t SHUT UP so guess I’m not sleeping tonight

[Mel @melissa_cairo]

@MADD_skillzzz It SUCKED but it worked!!

[Mel @melissa_cairo]

I’m turning over a new leaf everyone. My phone is plugged in across the room so when the alarm goes off I have to drag my ass out of bed to turn it off.