Melissa Smart

me and my cat

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

NYT connections row 1: breeds of dogs :)

NYT connections row 4: chapter headings found in "Norton Anthology of Theory and Criticism - 3rd edition" if vowels and consonants were swapped + "____en" that are homonyms of German verbs

[paris rae @parisrae13]

me when i receive constructive criticism

[jordyn volk @jordynvolk]

This is what I imagine the people who make NYT Connections say to themselves everyday

[Melissa Smart @Melissa_Smart_]

I truly hope that Vaush never speaks on the internet again after this. Leave.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Congratulations to Taylor's boyfriend—and the entire Kansas City Chiefs community! 💕🏈

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Taylor Swift trying to motivate Travis Kelce going into the 2nd half

[Melissa Smart @Melissa_Smart_]

The Barbie Movie is my favourite movie.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Dad’s keyboard

[Melissa Smart @Melissa_Smart_]

Dear @johngreen, I know it isn’t your duty to serve the public. However, I come to you, having read every book of yours MULTIPLE times, to say that I want more.

ETA?

Sincerely,

Girl who can’t find a story teller quote like John Green.

[Melissa Smart @Melissa_Smart_]

I don’t know how to describe Hozier other than as medicine.

[b. @oc3ansluut]

Christmas is way prettier when you have astigmatism.

[Melissa Smart @Melissa_Smart_]

Watching Pretty Little Liars again because…..honestly why not?

[Melissa Smart @Melissa_Smart_]

@everett_feeney why?!? Which one did you just read??

[Melissa Smart @Melissa_Smart_]

I feel like… if your partner listens to the @TheBasementYard podcast… green flag.

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

stiff peaks

[Melissa Smart @Melissa_Smart_]

Me this week at work

[Melissa Smart @Melissa_Smart_]

I can say very confidently… that i will be putting an 80 hour work week in. Have a nice day.

Xo, the depths of heck

[Melissa Smart @Melissa_Smart_]

What is something that is so irrelevant to anything, and not necessarily incorrect, but annoys you more than it should?

Mine is when people put a “G” in the word onion. Ongion. Ugh 😩