Melissa Allen

Professional Fight Breaker-Uper

[Melissa Allen @melissaa13]

@curtofranklin Omg Curt are you ok? That must’ve been so scary! Thank goodness you went out when you did. Praying your neighbor is ok ❤️ ❤️

[Melissa Allen @melissaa13]

Officially entering the shutting down stage thinking about all the holiday obligations in the next couple days. Really just want to curl up under the Christmas tree with a book until after new years

[Melissa Allen @melissaa13]

Got an ear infection and new glasses today

[Melissa Allen @melissaa13]

When the AI bubble bursts can we please just keep the YouTube cozy fireplace snowing ambiance videos? I think I’m addicted to them

[Melissa Allen @melissaa13]

@curtofranklin 🥺🥺

[Melissa Allen @melissaa13]

@Essa_Dee ❤️❤️

[Melissa Allen @melissaa13]

What frequency do I need to listen to right now so I don’t quit my job?

[Melissa Allen @melissaa13]

@curtofranklin lol it still counts

[Melissa Allen @melissaa13]

baby’s first Dave and Buster’s experience tonight. Completely lost track of time and Mr Buster took too much of my money, but I did get a delicious Coke icee. 10/10

[MM  @adgirlMM]

Hear me out.

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

Followed by The Colbert Report.

On Comedy Central.

All year long in 2026 through the midterms.

If we're going backward in America, let's do it right. 🇺🇸

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Wow who would have thought that electing a rapist would have complicated the release of the Epstein Files?

[Melissa Allen @melissaa13]

@Essa_Dee 😆

[Melissa Allen @melissaa13]

80% of love island is yelling while jumping up and down

[Melissa Allen @melissaa13]

I recently switched from move with Nicole to Pilates by Izzy and she literally apologizes multiple times throughout the workout for the moves. My legs barely worked after today’s workout

[Melissa Allen @melissaa13]

How to not be depressed by dangerous men getting away with literally everything

[Into The Forest Dark @ElliottBlackwe3]

Susanna Bauer is an artist who works with leaves and crocheting

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Firefly taking flight

[Melissa Allen @melissaa13]

@blakewheeledher Not that I have seen

[Melissa Allen @melissaa13]

Seriously how is nobody taking advantage of this love island pool?? I’d be bringing all my chats to the pool

[Melissa Allen @melissaa13]

We got a new dryer and put the old one at the curb. It’s already gone and now I’m feeling weirdly sad that I didn’t see it leave. Ok bye, I guess