mel🌻

I really like elephants.

[mel🌻 @melissaaanicole]

Freakin cutie

[evan :) @beyonseh]

joseline ate nina parker up

[Dillon Wyant @wyant_dillon]

You don’t like that shit either do you? 🤬😑🤦‍♂️😤

[mel🌻 @melissaaanicole]

Does it make me a demon that I am making myself pizza rolls even though my parents got a large pizza for dinner ...

[mel🌻 @melissaaanicole]

“Instead if Happy Jewish New Year I once said Happy Newish Jew Year, is that a crime?”

[Josh Lacks @OshKosh_MeJosh]

Look, not a cellphone in sight. Just living life.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

if her titties or nose pierced .. she gonna ruin ur life

if she has both it cancels out .. PEMDAS or some shit

[mel🌻 @melissaaanicole]

Am I the only one that refers to anyone serving me food (restaurant, fast food , or otherwise) regardless of age “ma’am” / “sir” ?

Apparently I’m weird for that, I thought I was just raised to give everyone the same respect🤷🏼‍♀️😅

[mel🌻 @melissaaanicole]

Tonight I learned there’s an Avocado cartel

[mel🌻 @melissaaanicole]

@syberghett0xo This is so cute 😍

[mel🌻 @melissaaanicole]

@jaaylorrr Technically speaking ....ur literally not wrong. 😂

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Hi ER Doc here,

This is called FLAIL CHEST. It’s where you break consecutive ribs in multiple places as a result of severe BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA.

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MARIJUANA. RT so people don’t actually believe this BS.

[mel🌻 @melissaaanicole]

@gr8northernbean Didn’t we have a convo like this years ago about your boobs 😂 and how I could have them 😭

[mel🌻 @melissaaanicole]

This is embarrassing AF. Giving “grown ass women” a disgusting name sis. This isn’t how grown women handle their business 🐸☕️

[mel🌻 @melissaaanicole]

25 years old and I’m crying watching Gossip Girl. TF is my problem

[mel🌻 @melissaaanicole]

Men don’t understand how lucky they are to not have to worry about shaving their legs

[Wilder @caseywilder_]

I’m back to hating everyone

[mel🌻 @melissaaanicole]

My 2&1/2 year old birth daughter officially has better style than me 😍💞

[mel🌻 @melissaaanicole]

“All of their scents are like crack to the nostrils. Don’t ever snort crack though I got a sinus infection that way once.”