Melissa A. Bartz

"Professional" cookie baker and dessert connoisseur, fan of the margarita/ taco combo and Husky +small husky mom. BOS

[Melissa A. Bartz @melissabartz]

@FedEx @FedExHelp

[Melissa A. Bartz @melissabartz]

lol @FedEx delivered to the wrong address last week and now can't find our house and is not delivering my flowers for my first mothers day. Thanks so much fedex, you guys truly shit the bed every time.

[Melissa A. Bartz @melissabartz]

@KLM lost our bag in Amsterdam and will not provide help FYI to all!

[Melissa A. Bartz @melissabartz]

@Square Experiencing an outage and no transactions are flowing through. Any update on when this will be fixed? Concerned about lost revenue and work flow issues.

[Melissa A. Bartz @melissabartz]

@Wolfroaster @FedEx @FedExHelp Adding the "support" team

[Chris Gatti @Wolfroaster]

.@FedEx @FedExHelp you delivered, with photo evidence, a gift to the wrong house on an entirely different street. Your only answer is to contact the shipper. Maybe take some responsibility for your services and help your customers? Beyond unacceptable “service”. Do better.

[Melissa A. Bartz @melissabartz]

@Wolfroaster @FedEx Yes, thank you so much for delivering my dog's medication to the wrong address. Fantastic work.

[Chris Gatti @Wolfroaster]

.@FedEx second package in two weeks delivered to a completely random house on a completely random incorrect street. Not the same house both times mind you. Keep up the bang up work.

[Melissa A. Bartz @melissabartz]

@FedExHelp My package was paid to have overnight express shipping and I took the entire day off and sat at home only to have my package not delivered. literally the fucking worst. thanks @FedExHelp

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

In Kim Kardashian’s self-tailored climate change approach, she’s picking her watered lawn and massive residential pools while choosing to ignore the excess of her water usage during another Southern California drought. https://t.co/gy8tnXSSxp

[Melissa A. Bartz @melissabartz]

@AskDyson Wondering when my question that went to the "higher resolutions" team will be resolved (its already been 4 days)?

[Melissa A. Bartz @melissabartz]

@AskDyson I have contacted customer support 5 times in the past three days with no resolution to my problem

[Melissa A. Bartz @melissabartz]

@Dyson over the past THREE DAYS I have spoken to customer service FIVE TIMES with no resolution on my issue- ridiculous and will not be purchasing from you again

[Melissa A. Bartz @melissabartz]

How does one train their dogs to be (still) foot warmers? Any tips appreciated. #itscold #timetopullyourweight

[Melissa A. Bartz @melissabartz]

Remembering Seth the chipmunk today. may he rest in peace.

[Melissa A. Bartz @melissabartz]

Hi. Just Lurking in the shadows.

[Melissa A. Bartz @melissabartz]

“I don’t think I can drink a cup of coffee at once. I am already bored” -Chris

[Melissa A. Bartz @melissabartz]

I wonder if my dogs are offended that I didn't post them on social media for national dog day? I guess its good that they don't have social media and that they are dogs.

[Melissa A. Bartz @melissabartz]

hi @kalvinreynolds!

[Melissa A. Bartz @melissabartz]

guess who is backkkkkk. Me.