melissa🍉

we can’t all be raised by reptiles.

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Planted some herbs and they actually grew. So there's another fucking thing I've got to deal with.

[ACERVO @AcervoCharts]

Hipopótamo nascido no zoológico de Berlim recebeu o nome de Brötchen, que significa “pãozinho”.

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

Vanderpump rules has made me realize women too can have their lives ruined by a demon twink

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

If the take is anything besides “we live in a society that’s normalizing surveillance culture and rewarding freaks for invading people’s privacy so we fight it less when our government does it” I’m not interested

[Ana @_motherslug]

This rightfully makes the rounds every so often but “I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon” is truly a perfect sentence.

[miri @mishtimere]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[Max (He/They/Them) @maxhadid30]

Kyle: my dog seems to know you
West: I’ve never seen this dog before in my life #SummerHouse

[Renan Guerra @_renanguerra]

David Hockney morreu hoje aos 88 anos e uma das coisas que eu lembrei é o quanto ele amava seus salsichinhas, por causa disso ele tem uma série gigante de quadros só pintando os piticos 🥹🤏

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

We found a German village in the mountains of North Georgia lol

I feel right at home😍

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

PATHY @MerriamWebster

[Dan Savage @fakedansavage]

Homosexuality has a place in America — my place. Homosexuality can come and hang at my place anytime.

[melissa🍉 @melissabarwick]

his feud with the pope

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Trump suddenly canceled funding for Catholic charities that support homeless children amid his feud with the Pope 😳

[yassified arafat @sweatyhabibti]

what if conor oberst buys all the tickets just to fuck with her and then she’s forced to do a free show in central park

[kani 🍀 @kanmanine]

being single is so awesome bc I can do whatever I want (nothing) go see whomever I want (no one) and go out whenever I want (never)

[marisa @2ndAdrenAline]

I’m sorry, it’s impossible for me to look at James harden and not think of this diva

[meg @bymeg]

this but the summer house reunion

[Atlanta Journal-Constitution @ajc]

Brian Kemp signs Georgia income, property tax cuts. Now comes the hard part. https://t.co/Ijd91j0gxy

[Fuckin’ Princess @8WithaTiara]

The fact that i still like men is proof that sexuality is not a choice

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“male loneliness epidemic” ohhh you mean the male consequence epidemic

[melissa🍉 @melissabarwick]

@bzbbsbssbssh7 Fewer