Melissa Westerfeld

despite my tweets, marriage rocks

[Melissa Westerfeld @melissabrooooke]

This is pretty. This is my hand. Ko0l.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

They are actually protesting in BERLIN GERMANY… Our Police behavior has become a Global embarrassment.. wow.

[fank @dfank_BU]

GIVING UP 500 PASSING YARDS TO LSU IS LIKE LOSING TO A DRUNK RACCOON AT CHUTES AND LADDERS

[ESPN @espn]

Live look at Longhorn fans ...

[interior crocodile alligator 🐊 @shawtyshawna2]

Everything is NOT alright alright alright for the Longhorns..

[Dylan Johnston @dylanbjohnston]

Welcome to the world of Internet memes kid.

#LSUvsTexas #Texas #Longhorns

https://t.co/x7KSqhm5DQ

[Melissa Westerfeld @melissabrooooke]

@brady2011scott @jsreinecker I’m sorry. The only Gary that matters to me is Mr. Gary.

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Marco. You misspelled Texas.

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Many people—especially women—get unwanted sexually explicit pictures by text or social media.

It’s disgusting.

Now, it’s illegal in Texas.

#txlege

[Brady Westerfeld @brady2011scott]

If this movie was about men drugging women and stealing their money it would get shut down before even making it to theatres #doublestandard

[Melissa Westerfeld @melissabrooooke]

@Morgan_Lanae GIMME!!!

[Brady Westerfeld @brady2011scott]

Hope y’all are ready to be flooded with #baylorfootball tweets and retweets over the next few months. It’s almost here 😍 #SicEm

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

C H I L L S

[FATHER D ☆ @ayosworIdd]

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Customer: That means it’s free right?

Me: https://t.co/tFsadY6qPt

[Melissa Westerfeld @melissabrooooke]

@Morgan_Lanae 1-800-WHATABABE

[OMG @OsoMediaGroup]

Don't let England losing in the World Cup today distract you from the fact that they blew a 13-colony lead in the Revolutionary War to a group of ragtag rebels at Yorktown in 1781.

[Duane Dog Chapman @DogBountyHunter]

It’s 5:32 in Hawaii, this is the time she would wake up to go hike Koko Head mountain. Only today, she hiked the stairway to heaven. We all love you, Beth. See you on the other side.

[Melissa Westerfeld @melissabrooooke]

@Morgan_Lanae Note taken ✅