Melissa Conde

MGC | SEA | PNW | INC | 🙏🏼 | ❤️ | 🥐 | 🎶

[Melissa Conde @melissaconde]

I checked in at Andy's Fish House on #Yelp https://t.co/jG1XAg2wJw

[Melissa Conde @melissaconde]

I checked in at Taurus Ox on #Yelp https://t.co/uCFf2ZLIqM

[Melissa Conde @melissaconde]

I checked in at Memoz Dessert Cafe on #Yelp https://t.co/COiZIeBXUl

[Melissa Conde @melissaconde]

I checked in at Nalu's South Shore Grill on #Yelp https://t.co/DOd1RH9hf5

[Melissa Conde @melissaconde]

I checked in at Poi By The Pound on #Yelp https://t.co/rUTKvwlxA5

[Melissa Conde @melissaconde]

I checked in at Tin Roof Maui on #Yelp https://t.co/dsV7Kimflm

[Melissa Conde @melissaconde]

@kurtquines Hit up a hot yoga studio, little bro. It’s like a cheaper, sweatier therapy session with a psychiatrist. 🧘‍♂️ 🔥 😭

[Melissa Conde @melissaconde]

@Igotdimez @KJAlvarado124 These are @MarcFacundo and my wedding bands. Yeah, we had to go and be THAT guy. 😜 In other news... #byebyefitbit

[Melissa Conde @melissaconde]

I’M NOT SCREAMING. YOU’RE SCREAMING! 🤩

[Disney @Disney]

A whole new world. Watch the brand-new trailer for Disney’s #Aladdin, in theaters May 24.

[Melissa Conde @melissaconde]

I have no idea why I’m so emotionally invested...but Mom and Dad are getting married! 😭♥️🤩

[Alex Rodriguez @AROD]

She said yes ❤️

[Melissa Conde @melissaconde]

I spent 45 min at the soap aisle last night smelling every scent of bath soap there was. Never felt so in control of my life before.

[Melissa Conde @melissaconde]

Today’s got me begging for a do-over and the universe sends me #RedRobin for our lunch meeting. I’m not worthy. 😭♥️🍔

[Melissa Conde @melissaconde]

@fguarenjr Oh no! Who’d you piss of this time?

[Melissa Conde @melissaconde]

Spending so much time with @MarcFacundo over the past month made me realize that his phone sends a notification every time I tweet something. Das some #1 fan/either gonna be your future husband or your future murderer material right there. Kidding...Just missin’ my man. 😭♥️

[Melissa Conde @melissaconde]

How they gonna tell us to #springforward when it ain’t even spring yet?

[Melissa Conde @melissaconde]

This guy just said that the reason why marshmallows are in a box of Lucky Charms is because marshmallows are cheaper than oats. The nerve... 🌈

[Melissa Conde @melissaconde]

The British Medical Journal found that people in the habit of drinking one sugar-sweetened beverage (soda) have an 18% increased risk of developing Type II diabetes.

[Melissa Conde @melissaconde]

‘In the end, we will not remember the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.’ -Dr. MLK Jr.

[Melissa Conde @melissaconde]

‘An unexamined life is not worth living’ -Plato

[Melissa Conde @melissaconde]

‘Kindness requires courage.’