MEL

boring adult & bad texter. mostly tweets about Liverpool, Klopp and Michael Scott. sometimes tweets about random things. you have been warned 🌚#ynwa

[MEL @melissadarshini]

I'm looking to rent out my condo (3 Room 2 Bath) @The Parque Residence, Telok Panglima Garang. It comes fully furnished with 2 underground parking.
Move in date: Aug 2026.

1 year contract with option to renew.

PM for details. Any agents with leads are welcome to connect.

[LOVER GIRL 🫶🏾 @BigRox24]

Somebody called Hyrox “PE for adults” and I’ve been laughing at this all day

[Len @celery_v2]

Watching the Mourinho documentary makes you remember how much better football was 15–20 years ago. The characters, rivalries, managers, players, atmosphere, unpredictability. Barely recognisable from the snooze fest it's become

[Mom of KL™️ @amuse_gueule]

KJ has always been very good at putting on whichever mask suits the agenda of the day. In government, one face. Out of government, another. During elections, yet another.

You can rebrand with podcast, polish the image and reinvent yourself as the reasonable truth-teller. But no amount of rebranding can erase a record of political convenience. Credibility isn’t a costume you put on when it suits you.

#KeluarSekejap
#MasukTopengSekejap
#TukarTopengSekejap
#TukarPrinsipSekejap
#LupaDuluSekejap
#RebrandSekejap
#JujurBilaConvenient
#PrinciplesKeluarSekejap
#MemoriKeluarSekejap
#AccountabilityKeluarSekejap
#DuluLainSekarangLain
#MaskOnMaskOff
#ConvenientlyKJ
#KJKeluarSekejapPrinsipPunKeluar 😭

[Altine Kasire @altinekasre1]

Somebody said, “One thing I love about God is, He'll bring you out of situations you got yourself into; and still not hold it against you”.

And I felt that!

[John Piper @JohnPiper]

“Trust in the Lord with all your heart,
and do not lean on your own understanding.
In all your ways acknowledge him,
and he will make straight your paths.” Proverbs 3:5–6

What are you trusting him to do all day long?

This: “I will strengthen you, I will help you, I will uphold you.” Isaiah 41:10

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Which midlife crisis will you chose:

[MEL @melissadarshini]

3 days in a row, it took me 2 hours to get to work. I reiterate, PEOPLE WHO CAUSE ACCIDENT SHOULD BE BANNED FOR LIFE 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[Malay Mail @malaymail]

In a moment of unexpectedly human vulnerability, a gorilla at a Japanese zoo has gone viral for appearing to suffer an existential crisis following a spat with his mate.

The footage depicts Kiyomasa, a 13-year-old male gorilla, seemingly adrift in a sea of deep contemplation following a disagreement with his mate.

Rather than returning to typical primate antics, Kiyomasa is seen perched in solitude, his posture striking a chord with viewers who described it as a classic "thinking pose", evocative of Michalangelo’s The Thinker.

[MEL @melissadarshini]

saw it on my way to work. I will always love rainbows!

[Malay Mail @malaymail]

KL looking extra pretty this morning 🌈

#malaymail #rainbow #kualalumpur

[MEL @melissadarshini]

I'm looking to rent out my condo (3 Room 2 Bath) @The Parque Residence, Telok Panglima Garang. It comes fully furnished with 2 underground parking.
Move in date: Aug 2026.

1 year contract with option to renew.

PM for details. Any agents with leads are welcome to connect.

[GREG ISENBERG @gregisenberg]

reminder

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

[MEL @melissadarshini]

Thought I've seen it all with rain, 3 hour jams and lorry accidents on my way home. This is another level. Why is it every Friday? #FridayCurse

[Astro Audio Traffic @astrotraffic]

(15/5/2026 | 5:30PM)
#kltu ELITE: Expect bumper to bumper traffic between USJ and Putra Heights due to a car on fire blocking the right lane at KM10.7 towards Putra Heights.

Video: Threads meen_chelok

[🇲🇾Bencana2026🇲🇾 @bencanamalaysia]

Banjir kilat di Setia Alam, Shah Alam depan NSK. Dinasihatkan supaya tidak buat uturn.

🎥: Hakmilik Shazwawan

[Sidonia P Alphonse @MinisterSidonia]

Getting married is an act of faith, because there’s no perfect partner and no perfect readiness to marry.

There’s only, “I have entered this covenant trusting that He who began this good work in us will bring it to completion.”

[The Office Memes @OfficeMemes_]

The king of paper

[MEL @melissadarshini]

geng bangun sebelum 6pagi🙋🏽‍♀️

[The Futurizts @TheFuturizts]

In a poll of 4,716 respondents, 45% of Msians said they’re ALREADY waking up BEFORE 6 AM to prepare for work.

Bangun KL does not solve any problems.

It only moves the bottleneck earlier.

https://t.co/xI1Yqw1IFh

[MEL @melissadarshini]

@iamdrjoe I wake up at 5:45am and leave my house by 6:10am to reach office by 7:40am 🙃🙃🙃