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[melissa @melissageiser]

at the flyers game with my dad and i asked him to hold my purse while i took off my jacket .. you would have thought i asked him to hold a live grenade he turned bright red and hid it behind his back 😒🙄

[melissa @melissageiser]

looking at my back account after my student loans are taken out

[melissa @melissageiser]

snow is so pretty and if you disagree you’re a loser

[melissa @melissageiser]

can’t wait until 12 midnight tomorrow so everyone’s long ass 2018 review instagram stories go away 🙃

[melissa @melissageiser]

every morning without fail i cringe reading my facebook posts on timehop bc alllll of the wo0ords have extraaa letttters for somee ungodlyy reasonnnnn!!!!

[melissa @melissageiser]

partition currently playing at my work happy hour and trying my best to keep it cool but currently like 🥴🍑

[melissa @melissageiser]

if you’re looking for a unique, handmade gift this year (jewelry!) check out https://t.co/XnwXgqK93i - reasonably priced & your purchase will help provide children around the world with life saving vaccines, nourishment, and more 🌎💕

[melissa @melissageiser]

seeing all the helpless animals affected by the cali wildfires breaks my heart. i decided to donate to a few different animal rescues; if you're interested in donating, here are the ones i donated to!
https://t.co/CTpfd495EU
https://t.co/JyDHDilBiD
https://t.co/pzExQEs7Ga
❤️

[melissa @melissageiser]

this wind = flying trash hazard in south philly 💨

[Court B @ceebs55]

Please give this link a share & consider helping Francesca & Gianna during this awful time. Any support is greatly appreciated. Thank you in advance💜💜
https://t.co/1EBy1ySSI0

[melissa @melissageiser]

a bat just flew into my head when i was in my mimi’s basement and this was literally me

[melissa @melissageiser]

@nbrestowski1 @ceebs55 of course queer eye is NUMBER 1 .. guide your sister nic!

[BEYONCÉ LEGION @BeyLegion]

Surprise!

[melissa @melissageiser]

@septa ruins my day on a daily basis :/

[chelsey @chelraebee]

As a long-time @AmericanAir #AAdvantage member, I am appalled by the service I received today

[Michael D.A. Clarke @MichaelDAClarke]

Meanwhile on Facebook...

[melissa @melissageiser]

breaking my 2 month twitter hiatus to report a true travesty ... upon opening my $1.50 bag of pita chips, i found a total to 3 chips in the bag ......... @StacysPitaChips please stop this madness :/

[melissa @melissageiser]

what did we do to deserve such beautiful creatures

[halsey @halsey]

here is my entire “A Story Like Mine” poem from today’s #WomensMarch2018 in NYC tw: rape / assault. Thank you.