Melissa Innerst

PhD Statistician. Dog Mom. Racing Enthusiast.

[Melissa Innerst @MelissaInnerst]

Introducing pupR: Your Daily Dose of Doggo! Do you like dogs? Do you like R? Then you’ll love this function. #rstats #dogs

[sofia (she/her) @allaboutthem3ts]

do you think the men from this season of the bachelorette feel like the class of 2020 did when they didn’t get a graduation?

[holly @KORCHINSK14]

being a sports insider is actually my dream job like imagine your whole career is being told secrets. clocking in for a shift at the gossip factory

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

Days you’re snowed in play by airport rules. You can eat and drink whatever, whenever. Time has no meaning. Work tomorrow? A distant phantasy. Start the day with a beer and a fried bologna sandwich. God knows I am.

[𝗪𝗔𝗟𝗞𝗔𝗣𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗔 @Walkapedia_]

.@Mack_Leopard, we salute you soldier. 🫡

He was alive for six hours of soup and ran 95 laps before his epic N-M-L-K-J-I-H-G-F run finally concluded.

+73 positions is new all-time record.
9 mains raced is tied for new all-time record w/ Naida.
4 mains won is new all-time record

[Blake Anderson @BlakeAnderson]

.@DarinNaida7n well done! What a run at the @cbnationals. Just ran NINE straight Features. New record at the Chili Bowl.

[Melissa Innerst @MelissaInnerst]

Night ☝️of the @cbnationals! #TweetYourFloSeat

[Matthew Luciow @matthewluciow92]

There’s no place like Western Pennsylvania on Gameday

#steelers

[𝗪𝗔𝗟𝗞𝗔𝗣𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗔 @Walkapedia_]

9:40am. First one of the week.

[🛒 @tayhader]

Locking in this year

[Master Gassers @MasterGassers]

No context Tulsa Shootout

[TracketPacer @TracketPacer]

my response to anything for the next two weeks

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

Whenever a receiver drops a pass I make sure to say something insightful like “oh man you gotta catch that,” so everyone in the room understands that I know ball.

[garrett @POSTGAMEBEERSSS]

The penny witnessed the 1st U.S President.
The penny witnessed Slavery.
The penny witnessed the Civil War.
The penny witnessed the Great Depression.
The penny witnessed 9/11.

But after 233 years on this planet…

It never witnessed a Minnesota Wild Stanley Cup.

[saurish 🫧 @saurishhh]

finding a cs job so hard in this market we got people going to the nba instead 😭

[Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey]

I for one am shocked that NBA employees are gambling. How did they get sucked into that kind of activity?

I really hope they address this on the FanDuel Pregame show sponsored by bet365, right before the big game at DraftKings arena

[Kitten 🐈 @kitten_beloved]

Open a macbook: screen already on, touch fingerprint sensor and resume work immediately

Open a windows laptop: it rebooted in your bag, battery is at 3%, log in with your microsoft account, wait while a windows update installs ads for Draft Kings in the start menu

[Zack Korman @ZackKorman]

Copilot in Excel is a global financial crisis waiting to happen.

[scout @kendallscout]

never in my life did i think i would find out about taylor swift getting engaged via ESPN notification

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

I always imagine the way they get the “Feels Like” number is just getting an intern to go stand in the parking lot for a few minutes then tell him to guess the temperature

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

Millennials use “lol” like STOP at the end of a telegram lol