melissajune

Professional Asshole. 🖕

[melissajune @melissajune]

@SteveRyanComedy @imcorinnemec would you mind giving the kid a follow? He won’t stfu about it.

[melissajune @melissajune]

I don’t tweet often, but when I do. #gold #savethewhales #Dolphins

[melissajune @melissajune]

.@tacojohns if you dump potato oles into the nacho cheese is it considered soup? 🤷🏼‍♀️ Asking for a friend. @Gringly

[melissajune @melissajune]

#AQuietPlace @johnkrasinski #MovieReview

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Still no response from my brother @BigTex182. #BrotherlyLove #diarrhea

[melissajune @melissajune]

#NewProfilePic

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I’ve died and gone to hell. #fashion #crocofshit #whatshappening 🤦‍♀️

[melissajune @melissajune]

Marry Christmas. #brosbeforehoes #ChristmasEve #textmessageswithfamily #merryxmas #fuck

[melissajune @melissajune]

@realDonaldTrump Just quit already. 🤦‍♀️

[melissajune @melissajune]

Waiting for my boyfriend that’s 10 years younger to respond, “What’s DIAL UP?” #dialup #BONJOVIFOREVER #VirtualReality

[melissajune @melissajune]

.@Corey_Feldman come to HQ next door. The Burbs & The Lost Boys is playing!

[First Avenue @FirstAvenue]

WANNA WIN A @MesaPizza PIZZA PARTY w/ @AndrewWK at his First Ave show on 9/18? Of course you do! RT to enter!
Tix: https://t.co/ucoB1Wh0TO https://t.co/zUEXg2bv3a

[melissajune @melissajune]

@AndrewWK @SizzlePie @portlandmercury @WonderBallroom Another cheese pizza would be the most party topping EVER. #partyingatitsfinest

[melissajune @melissajune]

@cher Don't be nervous! It's my friend Mohammed's 79th Birthday and we are here at your show right now! #queen #lasvegas #loveyou

[melissajune @melissajune]

There's a meme for everything. Also, my boyfriends bringing home "like $50 worth of jerky" #streetvalue #itsbeenaminutetwitter #beefjerky

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[melissajune @melissajune]

Chock-full of genius ideas last night. #reno #wonderbar #chockfull #wholetthedogsout #whousesthewordchockfull #TGIF

[Peppermill Resort @RenoPeppermill]

Peppermill will be offering an evacuation rate starting at $39 for those affected by NV flooding. Must show proof of residence. #NVFlood17

[melissajune @melissajune]

This New Years Eve is starting out GREAT! #NewYearsEve #bye2016

[melissajune @melissajune]

Just scooped cat poop into a #Nordstrom bag. #HappyHolidays #imnotrich #InCaseAnyoneAsks