Melissa

pro oxford comma | PEMDAS stan

[Melissa @melissamogs]

Hot husband cuts grass shirtless hallelujah

[Melissa @melissamogs]

Tigers jaw self titled still slaps so hard

[Melissa @melissamogs]

Green Day still fucks

[Melissa @melissamogs]

It’s all fun and games until I whip out La dispute at karaoke night

[Melissa @melissamogs]

Nothing better 💘

[Melissa @melissamogs]

Dunkin doesn’t make the size of coffee I need (XXXL)

[Melissa @melissamogs]

The most amazing baby shower 💙🥰

[Melissa @melissamogs]

Social media is for the girls 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Melissa @melissamogs]

Forever wishing I had friends that liked the same music I do 🫠

[Melissa @melissamogs]

Holy fuck the brand new set list is incredible

[Briana Shaneè @hottiebillion]

MY CULTURE IS NOT A COSTUME

[Melissa @melissamogs]

Third trimester is no joke man I slept 12 hours and I’m already ready for a nap

[🇷🇸 🇷🇸 @nafasamah]

I don't even watch the show but want her to cheat on her boyfriend

[Melissa @melissamogs]

@jeriiiiika So hard when our puppies are hurting 😢 thinking of you and lil man 💗

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

My friends are paying $40,000/year for daycare.

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

unfollowed some people on IG because their children’s Easter outfits looked a little too republican

[rose @_notrose]

formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up

[Melissa @melissamogs]

The only thing I’ll be eating after I give birth is Italian hoagies. Every. Day.

[Melissa @melissamogs]

Jonny Craig giving out MacBooks in 2025 this year can’t get crazier

[Melissa @melissamogs]

$350 for a pit ticket y’all make me SICK

[Melissa @melissamogs]

Ticketmaster is evil