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Short. Loud. Hates cucumbers.

[melissa oren @melissaoren]

So excited to be a division winner with @TheRealBenOren! Thank you @CineStory!!! https://t.co/7x3ttaerIn

[CineStory @CineStory]

We are very excited to announce the 2018 CineStory TV/Digtal Web Series Division Winners:

1st Place: TWO WEEKS... https://t.co/sNwFBKsEyo

[melissa oren @melissaoren]

My incredible mentor in the @we4she DirectHer program, Tamra Davis,… https://t.co/wvBeveLO4d

[melissa oren @melissaoren]

Lots of firsts today! My 4 month old ate broccoli. My 3 year old ate bubble wrap.

[melissa oren @melissaoren]

Waiter: do you have any more questions?

Levi: Who let the dogs out?

[melissa oren @melissaoren]

@TheRealBenOren Or The Belly Dancers.

[melissa oren @melissaoren]

I was going to name my fake prenatal dance troupe Bump & Grind. But I realized, Grind and... Bump! might be more appropriate.

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Me + the gals of @whatsupmoms sound off about #MomTruths for @parentsmagazine in this vid directed by @melissaoren! https://t.co/kwuPTZn9VW

[melissa oren @melissaoren]

When I told the sitter to help herself to anything in the house when she got hungry, I should have clarified that my jewelry was off limits.

[melissa oren @melissaoren]

Sometimes I reach into my purse and find these. Which is super helpful when I have to drive to… https://t.co/1lbyhR2OmS

[melissa oren @melissaoren]

Labor day excitement: our newborn just burped. Twice.

[melissa oren @melissaoren]

Every Jewish husband will assemble the dresser upside down before he assembles it right side up.

[melissa oren @melissaoren]

Just got called for a panel at jury duty. Hoping for a spontaneous nose bleed, or something of the like. #37weekspregnant #letmego

[melissa oren @melissaoren]

Cinnamon Jelly Bellys are never not disappointing. #TeamCherry

[melissa oren @melissaoren]

Trader Joe's frozen mashed potatoes serve better as an ice pack for my leg than food for my mouth.

[melissa oren @melissaoren]

Sesame seeds, brownie crumbs, turkey sandwich: Stuff I've found down my cleavage today. #PregnancyBoobs

[melissa oren @melissaoren]

Me: "So, what are your thoughts on parenting?" Ben: "I am pro."

[melissa oren @melissaoren]

“@BestFriendShort: We've been accepted to the HollyShorts Film Festival! Thanks @hollyshorts!” V excited about this! Congrats cast & crew!

[melissa oren @melissaoren]

I wonder if the baby is counting *my* kicks. #pregnant

[melissa oren @melissaoren]

If you're wondering what pregnancy might feel like for me, imagine yourself as Peter Dinklage dressed in a Santa suit.

[melissa oren @melissaoren]

Ben: What would you like to do today? Me: First, I would like to devour multiple cadbury eggs. Then we can talk.