mel

good people always get screwed over

[mel @melissarenfrow]

Drunk Melissa did not have sober Melissa back this weekend that's for sure.

[mel @melissarenfrow]

LIL DICKY 4 LYFE https://t.co/2S1cQGxZfc

[Hales @brandedgypsy_]

@melissarenfrow https://t.co/rgp7Dy3yMa

[Hales @brandedgypsy_]

t- minus 10 days until CoJo are y'all freakin ready????????

[mel @melissarenfrow]

But on the other hand I have so much dirt... Let someone cross me 🤔

[mel @melissarenfrow]

I feel like I'm always the girl guys hit up when their girlfriends aren't around. 🙄

[mel @melissarenfrow]

Can't I just eat tacos and still have a banging body?

[mel @melissarenfrow]

Hour 13 into this stupid diet and I want to splurge on a cookie.

[mel @melissarenfrow]

WAIT WHAT WAS THAT? https://t.co/pB9PZHH5PX

[mel @melissarenfrow]

@RenfrowPreston this is u https://t.co/ofyCUqP3Im

[BigZay @Bigzay_65]

Look at what my uber just said to me

[mel @melissarenfrow]

Apparently when you have your baby Brit you can't to do anything ever again. https://t.co/rESPASN7W4

[Brittany Ellison @Bnellison]

@melissarenfrow idk why that chicks tweet pisses me off so much. Are you kidding me? Will I not be aloud in public after giving birth?

[mel @melissarenfrow]

LETS GO https://t.co/oX80bY5oQl

[Hales @brandedgypsy_]

someone's tires are about to get slashed after I wake up from this nap...

[mel @melissarenfrow]

@kenn_you_not_ you know I'll slice someone and walk away

[mel @melissarenfrow]

Say whatever you want about me but once you talk about my friends we have a real problem.

[mel @melissarenfrow]

I just thought I'd post the screen shot of PURE IGNORANCE bc she put her profile on private bc she got called out

[mel @melissarenfrow]

@hmmtaylor_ I didn't try. I did. 😂

[mel @melissarenfrow]

@hmmtaylor_ me https://t.co/htyoaHbHOg

[mel @melissarenfrow]

@hmmtaylor_ HAND OVER YOUR COWBOY HAT SIR

[mel @melissarenfrow]

If you're wearing a cowboy hat I'm automatically expecting you to be respectable towards me

[mel @melissarenfrow]

I will legit say "YOURE WELCOME" in a sassy tone when people don't do this. I did it today. https://t.co/KI9NLV3uKJ

[mel @melissarenfrow]

YES https://t.co/h88jSuvCFZ

[Hales @brandedgypsy_]

if this ain't us @melissarenfrow https://t.co/6HmTOOviyW

[mel @melissarenfrow]

It's all fun in games until someone snaps you while their in the shower