missy

[missy @melissarhaskin]

late night inspiration in a red light district bar

[missy @melissarhaskin]

Why do Uber drivers always have a conference call when in the car

[missy @melissarhaskin]

Tell me why when you ask boys how their day was they give you a LITERAL play by play like I don’t care what you had for lunch

[missy @melissarhaskin]

@4almahomies Here wait you forgot to tag him @POTUS

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

every day is April fools when you’re attracted to men

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

today. i wasn’t a very good dog

april fools. i was so good

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

I can't get over the fact that Ted Cruz yelled at Montana airport employees "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" and they had to call the cops on him because he was so pissed that he was missing his flight back to DC to ask Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson if babies are racist

[stina @coccacocca]

if shayne and shaina’s eyeballs could find a middle ground i think we’d be in a good place #LoveIsBlind

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

Roses are red
Sweet potatoes are yams
U were josh safdie’s muse
When he wrote uncut jyams

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

these are the dudes that are beefing rn

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

⚪️🟧🟢⚪️🟡
🟢⚪️⚪️🟡⚪️
🟡⚪️🟧⚪️🟢
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🟢⚪️🟡🟧⚪️
🟡⚪️⚪️🟢🟡
🟧🟢⚪️🟡🟢

not wordle, just some fried rice ☺️

[annie @makneeac]

🟫🟫🟫🟫🟫
🟫🟩🟫🟦🟫
🟫🟫🟪🟫🟫
🟫🟦🟫🟧🟫
🟫🟫🟨🟫🟫
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not wordle. just a cosmic brownie

[missy @melissarhaskin]

All I’m saying is that you should be allowed to leave reviews on hinge …

[bug girl @buggirl]

gorgeous gorgeous girls order their 4 free covid tests from USPS

[missy @melissarhaskin]

Normalize using completely random emojis in texts !!

[missy @melissarhaskin]

morning after got me like

[missy @melissarhaskin]

I saw a bee today and wasn’t mad that it was near me I was mad bc it wouldn’t take break. Like man take a breather, sit down, life’s good.

[kevin @Ke7inBurke]

what if the national anthem was “everytime we touch” by cascada? I would like that