Melissa Thomson

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[Melissa Thomson @melissathomson]

Scrolling to my birth year on a drop-down list

[Melissa Thomson @melissathomson]

@SpannersReady Reverse WDC standings! Sauber front row let’s go! What could go wrong

[Melissa Thomson @melissathomson]

@SpannersReady Thanks, and I humbly defer to your expertise! One clear lesson seems to be McLaren in title fight(s) requires more concrete comms than before (eg “swap positions” vs “imagine Andrea as an angel gently strumming a harp guiding your conscience” etc)

[Melissa Thomson @melissathomson]

@SpannersReady Listening to sprint reaction (❤️🔧👍🏼)…is there radio of Piastri arguing for later swap or is that an assumption of his mindset? I thought they would want him to hold 1st at first corner so a 3rd driver didn’t zip thru? Seemed like there was no “safe” swap moment early? idk

[Melissa Thomson @melissathomson]

@SpannersReady @megschuster the radio messages about the wall made me laugh hard; thank you

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

she was in the prison doing transgender operations on illegal aliens right before she died

[Melissa Thomson @melissathomson]

@MattP1Gallagher This was such a journey

[Melissa Thomson @melissathomson]

@hollysthobbits @lauracwinter @ZARA thank u @hollysthobbits for asking what we all needed to know😆
@lauracwinter you always look great, but this outfit in particular is a whole vibe ✨💖

[hil @plume__]

dreamt i had to download the cilantro app to use my bunch of cilantro

[Ash Dylan @AshDylanLit]

need a SPY 2 where Melissa McCarthy and Jason Statham go undercover as Olympics breakdancers from a made-up country

[William Jeffrey Rankin @TheCarnacki]

Frankenstein: "Oh yeah? Well, I'm going to write a story about you!"

And thus, Frankenstein's not-so-popular Mary Shelley biography was born.

[Melissa Thomson @melissathomson]

@kayldavenport I had to do the same! Unlistenable

[Melissa Thomson @melissathomson]

@MattP1Gallagher @Charles_Leclerc did you get to try the ice cream!?!

[Melissa Thomson @melissathomson]

@MelindaTaub I just finished the audiobook one minute ago and THIS WAS SO GOOD!! I loved it. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[Melissa Thomson @melissathomson]

💕💜💕💜💖

[Jennifer Barber @jbarbernc]

@melissathomson Summer school favorite character dress up day! Absolutely love her smile!! Thank you for writing books that bring this girl a smile on her face!

[Melissa Thomson @melissathomson]

@jbarbernc Oh I LOVE this!!! Thanks so much for sharing this fabulous photo!

[Melissa Thomson @melissathomson]

@BrianJMoylan SAVINGS!

[Melissa Thomson @melissathomson]

@pagetpaget @LoveisBlindShow This high-level diplomacy is why you have a lifetime appointment as #WYATR secretary of state

[Melissa Thomson @melissathomson]

@DreamSong77 Oh that’s still small talk in my book! I need* to think of a good example
*don’t need to, nobody asked for one, but now i want to

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

wow twitter gave you your career and changed your life?? what a story! congrats