Bangaranga

*insert witty bio here*

[Bangaranga @melissavanloggs]

I'm too weak to watch 12 Years a Slave.

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

Dubai I hope you're ready because I'm on my way. (If you're not ready I'll just wait at the airport until you're ready)

[Bangaranga @melissavanloggs]

@sighkwazz Bru I can't see you so it can't be true

[Bangaranga @melissavanloggs]

@Tharin_P I like the play on words - that's why you're my favourite. I'm confused and I'm in the bloody play.

[Bangaranga @melissavanloggs]

No Ragrets.

[Bangaranga @melissavanloggs]

Lust > Love

[Bangaranga @melissavanloggs]

"I'm so high I can make my tears roll upwards." Best paradox.

[Bangaranga @melissavanloggs]

Life's given me far too many lemons for so little tequila.

[Bangaranga @melissavanloggs]

Time for a filthy stomp

[Bangaranga @melissavanloggs]

What is with white girls and pineapples now.

[Bangaranga @melissavanloggs]

Fan girls are psychotic. Get a job losers.

[Bangaranga @melissavanloggs]

8 A's or you can't sit with us.

[Bangaranga @melissavanloggs]

No sleep because we're too busy dreaming

[Bangaranga @melissavanloggs]

Topshop is a white girl fest right now.

[Bangaranga @melissavanloggs]

Doesn't mind lying to herself 'cause the liquor's top shelf.

[Bangaranga @melissavanloggs]

Only way to not have your heart broken is to pretend you don't have one.

[Bangaranga @melissavanloggs]

@Tharin_P here's your tweet bitch, and I did remember. New years resolution: Be more like Tharin. I'm being dead serious.

[Bangaranga @melissavanloggs]

are you running from something, or did you come from nothing

[Bangaranga @melissavanloggs]

This "new year, new me" bullshit needs to be stopped. Sis.

[Bangaranga @melissavanloggs]

"Brother I started hanging at the jol"