Melissa Woolfson

being ✨🌻🔯

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Holy crap this is bad!

[Jennifer from YWG 🇨🇦🇺🇦🍁🏳️‍🌈 @Jenniferl554563]

Lol this is hilarious!

[Theo Moudakis @TheoMoudakis]

Please enjoy my cartoon for Friday's @TorontoStar

[Warren Kinsella @kinsellawarren]

🔥

[Melissa Woolfson @melissawoolfson]

@maxineolivi Betch rude

[Melissa Woolfson @melissawoolfson]

@PaddyK94 @Jefferies_ Blundered

[Barry Hertz @HertzBarry]

“I was sent down to see about these Golden Globes jokes. See who’s making them.”

[Melissa Woolfson @melissawoolfson]

@maxineolivi Answered for dev!

[avengers movie updates @mrnastynodrama]

This is what stuff should cost:

Can of pop: $1
Coffee (drip): $1.50
Espresso drink: $3.00
Sandwich: $5
Movie ticket: $10
Phone bill: $30
Internet: $30
Rent (with roommates): $400
Rent (alone): $750
House: $150,000

[Melissa Woolfson @melissawoolfson]

@apihtawikosisan I make myself have a big, high protein breakfast before I take my meds, and then set an alarm for lunch and bring it right to my desk! Even if I don't eat it right away having lunch right infront of me makes me less likely to forget to eat it 😂

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

WILDCARD. ESV BACKYARD SESSIONS OUT NOW.

[Rebecca Donner @RRRDonner]

#OTD My great-great-aunt Mildred Harnack was beheaded on Hitler’s direct order. Born in Milwaukee, she graduated from the University of Wisconsin & moved to Germany to pursue a PhD. As an American grad student in Berlin, she witnessed a rapid increase in Hitler's popularity. 1/12

[Festive Owl @TheFestiveOwl]

That Hip-Hop tribute just now is the best thing the #GRAMMYs have put out in YEARS — and that is not an exaggeration.

[Vulture @vulture]

MISSY!!! #grammys

[Melissa Woolfson @melissawoolfson]

This

[Mohammed Hashim @mohashim]

A few years ago, I helped bring some community members together and a really prominent and successful Jewish woman made a comment that struck me very deeply. She roughly said, ‘for me to truly have trust, I would need to believe that you would hide me’. thread 1/10

[Mohammed Hashim @mohashim]

A few years ago, I helped bring some community members together and a really prominent and successful Jewish woman made a comment that struck me very deeply. She roughly said, ‘for me to truly have trust, I would need to believe that you would hide me’. thread 1/10

[Stefan Bielik @prstskrzkrk]

I didn't know Miss World was a thing still, but I've been watching how the French woman introduces herself for about half an hour