Melissa Castillo

dunno what to put here

[Melissa Castillo @melisscastilloo]

i saw an old man at meijer bulk grabbing hostess cupcakes and putting them in his cart. He then returned back to his wife who yelled at him that they don’t need that many cupcakes, his argument was “if were dying tomorrow, I’m having cupcakes.” I’ve never related to anyone more.

[Melissa Castillo @melisscastilloo]

father said are you ready for it 😉

I’m spiraling

[E! News @enews]

Take a bow, Rihanna!! 👏 thoughts on that performance? #SuperBowlLVII

[Ulta Beauty @ultabeauty]

Me auditioning to be Rihanna’s backup dancer: 🦗🐜🦗🐜🦗🐜🦗

[Melissa Castillo @melisscastilloo]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 20 Jan 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Melissa Castillo @melisscastilloo]

@jomabelleee9 Can you dm me?!

[ver0nica @soitfuckingoes]

THE BURGUNDY ON MY T-SHIRT WHEN YOU SPLASHED YOUR WINE INTO ME AND HOW THE BLOOD RUSHED INTO MY CHEEKS SO SCARLET IT WAS THE MARK THEY SAW ON MY COLLARBONE THE RUST THAT GREW BETWEEN TELEPHONES THE LIPS I USED TO CALL HOME SO SCARLET IT WAS MAROON

[Melissa Castillo @melisscastilloo]

fyi I do feel like a bad ass when ready for it by tswift comes on at the gym. like tell me you don’t also feel this way? you’re lying!

[Melissa Castillo @melisscastilloo]

@ultabeauty @Ticketmaster I’m dead. On the ground. Immediate raise. Chefs kiss.

[Ulta Beauty @ultabeauty]

You know what sale hasn’t been cancelled? Our Black Friday sale. @Ticketmaster

[Melissa Castillo @melisscastilloo]

@ValeriaOrantesC IM NERVOUS WHY IS IT MOVING SO FAST

[Lauren @Laurparkerr]

If Chick Fil A was in charge of the Ticketmaster queue I would’ve had Taylor Swift tickets within MINUTES just saying

[Melissa Castillo @melisscastilloo]

@evieyin we’re thriving out here 🤘🏽

[Melissa Castillo @melisscastilloo]

High school/ college me would be so emotional over where I’m at today 🥺

[irene anna❤️‍🔥 @enerianna]

I think I’m a perfectly normal person and then bam! one photo of Taylor Swift in a sparkly dress and I lose my shit

[Melissa Castillo @melisscastilloo]

I’m begging people to just pack a tiny travel deodorant when you go to the gym. that’s all.

[Melissa Castillo @melisscastilloo]

I just want to be at an all inclusive resort doing the wobble

[Melissa Castillo @melisscastilloo]

people who put gum in the cup holders of the cardio equipment at the gym are the worst breed of human. Like???

[Melissa Castillo @melisscastilloo]

the white toaster I own from all three of my sisters college days and probably passed down from someone else finally pooted out, I just ordered a new toaster and lemme tell ya a bitch is excited. counting down the days. Tracking the purchase. Is this adulthood?

[Melissa Castillo @melisscastilloo]

people that set up a whole ass station with different equipment from different areas of the gym AND DONT PUT IT BACK WHEN THEY ARE DONE.

PISS me tf off. Idk why I take it so personally but it’s just not hard…