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[melvin @meljr329]

Nobody tells you raising a toddler requires so much burping on demand... #toddler #girldad

[melvin @meljr329]

Also, canola is a branding thing... its actually "rapeseed oil" @dulcesloan @JoshJohnson

[melvin @meljr329]

It is inexcusable that @dulcesloan is allowed to slander chocolate like this. I wouldn't be surprised to learn she also enjoys using the ends of the loaf of bread for sandwiches. Vanilla??? Vanilla? Enjoy this easy W, @JoshJohnson #holduppodcast

[melvin @meljr329]

Hey @BuzzFeed if the man's name is Ye, why continue to use his old one? You're normally respective of a person's name/pronouns? Is @kanyewest fair game???
https://t.co/SzuKTUuU5n

[MMA News @mmanews_com]

Great sportsmanship by Mayra Bueno Silva letting go of the armbar when she felt the tap instead of waiting for the ref to touch her, which she had every right to do. #UFCVegas59

[melvin @meljr329]

@mmanews_com Is there an @ufc sportsmanship 50k bonus???

[melvin @meljr329]

If these fights keep up, @danawhite is gonna keep those contracts in his pocket tonight... ho-hum
#DWCS #UFC

[melvin @meljr329]

@Cut4 @JacksonMKaye seriously?

[melvin @meljr329]

I really want to play #SaintsRow especially since so many articles are just man-babies whining that you "can't throw dildos and the boobies are too small and diversity is hard when you're white!!!" @DSVolition is gonna get my "woke" dollars lol!!!!!!

[melvin @meljr329]

That's FOTN!!!!!
#UFCColumbus

[melvin @meljr329]

But to not know The FIVE HEARTBEATS??
@LangstonKerman has to watch it on a plastic covered granny couch until he knows one song from each act, including reprises
#blackblasphemy

[melvin @meljr329]

Not knowing who @IAMANITABAKER might not get your black card revoked, but you definitely get a notice in the mail to bring extra proof for renewal...
@LangstonKerman @zainabjohnson

[melvin @meljr329]

So, basically, @felderpaul likes roast beef sandwiches?? #UFC #UFCVegas44 #condimentgate

[melvin @meljr329]

Had to stop yard work because the algorithm threw some @Bahamadia at me. Bet your fave won't stand up this well, youngins...

[melvin @meljr329]

Just a grown man, listening to music from his youth, cutting his grass... @THELASTEMPERO13 dropped this classic over 20 years ago... and it's still 🔥 #hiphop #bars

[melvin @meljr329]

Hey @TonyKhan @AEW you guys are doing something right!!! #AEW

[melvin @meljr329]

Someone tell @ThatKevinSmith that no matter what "those" fans think... TRUE fans of He-Man get what he did, and are excited to show our little Master of the Universe what he and @netflix have made. We're both excited for #HeManNetflix #part2 !!
#thingschange #inclusive #diverse

[melvin @meljr329]

Not nearly enough superlatives are being used about that new @tylerthecreator
Has anyone used the word transcendent? Or breathtaking?
Give this man his flowers 💐🏵🌹🌺🌺🌻🌻🌼🌼

[melvin @meljr329]

Fun game for #Bellator260 :
Every time @THEREALPUNK says some dumb covid restriction comment, take a shot and be grateful for science...
#GetVaccinated