Melissa

lover of all things Jesus and coffee. book reader. novice baker. Netflix binger. i'm probably currently running late to something.

[Melissa @melkar3]

Something feels so right seeing Argentina go down like this. No shots in the entire game? *Chefs kiss*

[Melissa @melkar3]

I accidentally fell back in love with Paramore. Highly recommend anyone who used to be a moody teenager listening to them to put them back on. Now I just need to look up the closest hot topic..

[SinceFlyersLastCup @SinceFlyersCup]

The Flyers can win all of the first round games they want, doesn’t change the fact that it has been 18,594 days since they last won a Stanley Cup

[Melissa @melkar3]

guys. you can't even comprehend how excited i am. the last of the bugs is here..

[Melissa @melkar3]

I think we need bigger penalty boxes #battleofpennsylvania

[Melissa @melkar3]

Can we just put the refs in the penalty box after that absolutely bogus goalie interference call? I mean, it would be for their own safety because WHAT THE ACTUAL CRAP WAS THAT... I fully understand (and maybe support) why there are so many fights in hockey. 😬 #letgopens

[Melissa @melkar3]

can it be friday yet? I need The Great Divide on spotify already...

it's been a noah kahan few weeks (months?) y'all. and it's been amazing.

[Melissa @melkar3]

Cheering on the Steelers a little extra tonight for what would have been my dad's 60th birthday. It's crazy how fast time goes. Here we go. 💛🖤

[Melissa @melkar3]

@jmallen1012 I am so glad someone caught the reference. 😂

[Melissa @melkar3]

I was just called Kiddo by a guy at Verizon and I gotta be honest, as a 32 year old lady I don't know how I feel about that.

[Travis @isittravis]

ben stiller: we need 20 extra minutes in this episode

#severance apple: okay, but what for?

milchick:

[Melissa @melkar3]

Just as a quick follow up to my previous X-Men tweet, I just fully experienced "toad" in this movie and I am very bothered by his existence. That is all. Resume your Saturday nights.

[Melissa @melkar3]

Thoughts while watching the X-Men movie from 2000: the graphics remind me of Spy kids and I think that's a good thing?

[Melissa @melkar3]

I maintain the position that Netflix taking away casting when you drop to the ad version is garbage. They are just mad they aren't getting over $100 more dollars from us a year and they are being petty.

[Melissa @melkar3]

Dear 75 Soft council,
Does taking 2 kids under 5 to 4 different stores count as a 45 minutes workout? Because I am petitioning that it should.

[Melissa @melkar3]

@AverageDeku

[Melissa @melkar3]

@AverageDeku I am also just okay chatting. hmu.

[Melissa @melkar3]

@AverageDeku I have done some artwork before! What's your discord? I am happy to message you daily until i'm hired.

[Melissa @melkar3]

We've had a solid 6 week break from colds in our house (pay no mind to the stomach bug and inexplicable ear infection). This has been the longest stretch in recent history. But I hear coughing on the kids room monitor and I am not excited. 😬

[Melissa @melkar3]

I wish there was a toggle for "no weird videos" on Youtube kids. Like my daughter is currently watching a hamster go through an obstacle course set up like it's a jail break. How does she find this stuff? (although this one is kinda lowkey interesting) Spoiler alert: it makes it.