melitta

just living life as a Diet Coke addict #crocnation

[melitta @melkaup]

I hate how deceiving face wash commercials are. Tryin to convince us bathrooms can stay dry when washing your face. Smh it’s libel.

[Cold Country President 🇵🇸 @AbdomenActual]

@badboychadhoy

[chad @badboychadhoy]

sleep is for the weak? then I guess i’m a little baby bro. yeah I guess i’m a little sleepy little guy. a little snoozer. I guess i’m a little goo goo ga ga ass bitch then dude

[melitta @melkaup]

@ri_leg Gorgeous gorgeous girls have gorgeous gorgeous tummy problems

[prance @bocxtop]

have found out in some states minimum wage is $7.25 y’all might need to quit that job and start stealing tbh

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

he realized he forgot to brush his teeth that morning

[kemi @kemimarie]

once you start acting healthily, you will naturally see the type of people you have around you. you don’t know who’s around you until you’re in conflict. it’s that conflict, that setting boundaries, that assertive communication that tells you if you want someone in your life.

[ShawtyAstrology🧚🏽✨ @shawtyastrology]

here’s a friendly reminder to:

- unclench your jaw ✨
- relax your shoulders ✨
- take a deep breath. ✨

everything is going to be okay. ♡

[Tom Holland @TomHolland1996]

I'm a pirate arrrrrrr

[prance @bocxtop]

making a quesarito during lunch rush is 10x harder than writing any sort of algorithm. service jobs are not “low skill” bro lmfao

[prance @bocxtop]

idk man i’ve worked at taco bell and as a software engineer and the job that takes way more skill is not the one u would expect LOL

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

this video has been the only thing on my mind

[Meredith Haggerty @meredithaggerty]

There should be a reverse Cameo where you can pay to say something to celebrities

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

A government that truly cared about vaccination rates would be doing everything possible to help poorer nations get vaccinated since the lack of vaccinations in poor countries is a major part of what’s fueling the mutations.

[melitta @melkaup]

Yo he elegido a la lagartija flipante tio, cual eliges tú??

[Eric @EricEsoteric_]

fire signs

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

happy new year we are all just dead people who just have not died yet

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

You’re gonna tell me there were no magical little wellness checks to make sure the most important child in the world wasn’t suffering horrible emotional abuse