Bri

if you know me irl no you dont 🩵

[Molly @melinkss]

If HOT TO GO comes on when I’m on a walk, I still have to do the arm movements. It’s like hot girl exposure therapy

[mils ✩˚.⋆ @thelorebitch]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[oisín ⚢ comms open 0/3 @imsrryoisin]

i graded wilbur’s “apology.” very bad, expected more from an english major.

[Ranbalt @ranaltboo]

@Ranboosaysstuff “Separate the art from the artist” listen to a different fucking song

[aimsey two @aimseytwo]

C U N T

[Bri @mell0bri]

HELLO?

[Generation Loss @Generationloss1]

As all stories should be.

[Bri @mell0bri]

@lovejoyshq looking forward to more music and concerts! but also for lots more memories from my first full year of college!! #LVJYAdventEvent

[Bri @mell0bri]

@lovejoyshq @AshKabosu best memory was definitely seeing the clearwater lovejoy show on my birthday😎 #LVJYAdventEvent

[Ranbalt @ranaltboo]

Ranboo living update:
God please stop giving me your toughest battles why do I have to fold laundry and sort it

[jess :D @mellohibench]

thinking about tommy talking about exile and saying “i don’t know why we had 16 year old me portray a mentally ill character about to d word” like that’s so real why was i opening twitter and twitch everyday like i was clocking in to my 9 to 5 to watch tommyinnit be suicidal

[Bri @mell0bri]

Mar. 31st here I come 🫡

[Bri @mell0bri]

@tommyaltinnit LETS GOO 😎

[Bri @mell0bri]

OH MY GOD

[Generation Loss Updates! @GLUpdate]

NEWS ON THE FOUNDERS CUT!!!

[Ranboo @Ranboosaysstuff]

This was such a good joke and I am appalled by the fact that it has not gone absolutely bonkers viral. I mean is comedy dead? I just dont understand how a regular human being can read the word "Greans" (A combination of green and jeans) followed by an image of, well, green jeans, and not absolutely evacuate themselves in laughter.

I believe this has something to do with the fact that comedy as we know it is dying. It has become too mainstream in todays media and that is the main problem. Gone are the days where silly little guys in their silly little hop hats are able to go "knock knock" and absolutely change the world. Nowadays you have to have so many things that go into a joke for it to remotely even be funny, setup, punchline the whole ordeal. Whatever happened to just a simple Practicality joke? Whatever happened to just being able to slap someone and be the headlining act?

The world is so full of so called "comedians" these days it makes me sick. All these people do is spend hours writing and practicing their act in order to try and sway an audience to have a good time listening to their words. For SHAME! Comedy used to be just two people on a stage just slapping eachother and going "knock knock" for twenty hours. Whatever happened to the good ol days where people just laughed at whatever someone said because their brain hadnt fully developed?

This is why I believe that I am going to start performing my comedy acts to a bunch of babies. An absolute hoard of newborns. I will make my jokes to them and they will laugh for they truly understand what humor should be. I will go to a hospital in that little room they have where it is very easy to switch said babies and cause a bit of a ruckus, but instead of doing that (very funny joke) I will simply perform for them and relish in their cheers and guffaws.

It is sad that one has to turn to performing to just babies in order for the world to understand the complexity of ones said humor, but alas if its what I must do its what I must do. Maybe one day we will revert back to absolute comedy anarchy, where the chicken has not yet crossed the road, but until then I will continue to strive and push forward in this dark age of comedy.

Maybe a complete reset of what we find funny is in order, maybe we have lost what humor once was for us. We obviously have considering my VERY FUNNY TWEET does not have a bazillion likes and has not spun off at least 30 million movie deals. (Please note that this joke is satire, and Ranboo stands in solidarity with the SAG-AFTRA strikes. Support actors and writers. -A message from Ranboo)

I spent time and effort making this tweet, I saw the green jeans in front of my eyes (which are very squishy) and my neurons fired and made this absolute gem of a joke. I was excited to share it with the world, I tweeted it nearly right after I saw it, excited to see what new adventures this tweet could bring me. I went to bed all cozy smiling like a child on christmas eve night, excited for the morning. When I woke I turned to check my phone instantly, my eyes racing to see the like total. What would it be? 500k? A million? I was surprised that my dms hadnt blown up with a personal message from every billionaire going "let me give you all of my money I can never make anything as good as your "Greans" tweet" but It must have been a glitch.

I was appalled to see that my tweet had only 30K??? 30K for the pinnacle of all of human achievement? A slap in the face of innovation is what it felt like. Like when that thomas edison guy ate a stolen lightbulb or something idk what he did really but I remember the person who made that lightbulb which he ate probably felt really sad and I felt really sad so I felt a deep connection with that person.

I quickly fell into a great depression, this is what all of my life had lead up to: one sad tweet. I didnt see the outside for years because of this tweet. I thought to myself "why would they do this?", "Isnt humanity supposed to be kind, supportive, and have a sense of humor when it comes to differently colored jean jokes?" (dcjj as I call them), and "Man I should probably have a burger" (I did) (very yummy) but as I ate my burger all I could taste were my TEARS as I chomped into it from the top down. It felt like I couldnt do anything right. Until thats when it hit me.

Im not the problem, EVERYONE ELSE IS! My humor isnt "bad" or "unfunny" or "makes me want to find a microwave and cause it to malfunction so I either become the hulk or die" (Please do not try this. -Another Ranboo message) It has to be that simply I am so far ahead in the world when it comes to comedy that my time has simply just not yet come! My jokes will be funny to a different generation, which will be frowned upon at first but I will quickly be welcomed with open arms, and told that I am an innovator, a true scholar of all that is funny.

And so I wait for that day. I wait for the day that people look back on my Greans tweet and realize, that without a doubt that it is the funniest thing that they have ever seen. The problem is not with my joke, the problem is with the world, and thats what makes humanity beautiful, is that it evolves, it changes, it doesnt stick to its mindset that a tweet that has the word "Greans" followed by a pair of green jeans doesnt get a BAZILLION LIKES! I wait for that day, and for those of you who are with me, I hope you wait patiently as well. Stay strong.

[Bri @mell0bri]

tommy is such a messy bitch and i stand behind it 🫡 new video ate

[Lollapalooza @lollapalooza]

Lolla loves @lovejoy 🫶