Slime

some people think it be like it is, but it do

[Slime @mellamoreberto]

Nobody:

Drunk me:

[Slime @mellamoreberto]

@DilanianMSNBC @FBIDirectorKash What is the obsession with punisher skulls amongst law enforcement? Do they not understand the punisher hates cops?

[Slime @mellamoreberto]

@SarahIronside6 By your current logic. Do you also believe that homeless people shouldn't have access to programs to get off the streets?
Do you believe that women who are in abusive relationships shouldn't have access to programs to safely leave those relationships?
It's their fault right? No

[Slime @mellamoreberto]

@TmzTucson Average BMI of 65

[Slime @mellamoreberto]

@LucasBotkin You need this to drive in Chicago

[Slime @mellamoreberto]

@MrRoflWaffles @MrDalekJD So embarrassing because I've literally been watching Milo for years too but I'm just dumb as hell ☠️

[Slime @mellamoreberto]

@CallofDuty #CODCombatRecord
TurboMiata#3354123
@CallofDuty

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

Me walking out of Red Lobster after stealing every Cheddar Bay biscuit in the building

[Slime @mellamoreberto]

@Ragland1836 Why is bro crip walking

[Slime @mellamoreberto]

@sherifflamb1 What is your opinion on the ATF's recent ruling on pistol braces?

[Drebae @Drebae_]

One bag of Hot Cheetos will send both of them to kingdom come. I promise

[Slime @mellamoreberto]

As he should

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

W

[Slime @mellamoreberto]

@ahmed_baokbah I'm crying lmao

[Colion Noir @MrColionNoir]

Cars and Guns 🤷🏾‍♂️

[doc hudson @dochudson_]

this is fucking bullshit

[brendon't @brendonSkolat]

i'm gonna tell my kids was dora the explorer

[Slime @mellamoreberto]

@yuriy40bmeksh @MrBeastYT Yes they do that's why tipping them in person and not on the app is important

[Runtz @RelMoneyy]

NAH WHO IS THIS KID LMFAOOO WHY IS LIL BRO REALLY IN THE TRENCHES